Disco

£10m I think is what was quoted in the press.

Is he back in at training on the 4th or back in the country? Get Skirge down the airport if the latter?

Martin Keown is a fucking woeful commentator too. How can such an aggressive player can be so bland?

At least he isn't blatant about looking at them...

Two first team strikers minimum for me. If Routledge leaves he needs replacing. In an ideal world we'd buy a top centre back a la Cahill but I can't see it in a million years.

Shame Steve Claridge didn't get detained in Leeds.

Worst interview ever there with Simeon Mobile Disco.

Nolan will be pleased if Norwich come up. Holt makes him looks positively anorexic. EDIT: How the fuck does a Honduran end up in Scunny?

I was just wondering who he looked like. Nail on head.

Always good to get spunked 6-0 on your first game in charge.

Who the fuck?!

Big fat no IMO. Quality no, Entertainment yes purely as it hasn't been predictable plus we've dicked a few teams which is always nice.

Fuck me, how yellow are Gomes' teeth? He got a guard in?

To be fair he was shit, goal apart his final ball was fucking aweful. Lying isn't big or clever.

He definitely offer something different in that central area.

No analysis. Class.

The fucking GREYHOUND!!!! Absolutely class.

Carbon copy of Osman's goal that like. To the tee.

Not showing the Barton sitter either.

BANG! SHOLA! GOAL!

Not even a replay of that foul

Big Mike with a cheeky tattoo on his arm I see.

Lousy goalkeeping by JJ for that ratboy goal like.

Nee way man we got Paddy Bald, the best loan of them all.

No chance of getting him for £3m. They paid £4.5m for him and his stock has only risen since then.