Disco

Bonucci missing the decisive one for Fenerbahce. What an awful end to his career he’s having. Should’ve gone to The MLS.

No skin in the game but hopefully not an all Italian final. You’d be surprised. Im genuinely still haunted by watching Liverpool win v Milan in the pub at uni, was pretty much only me and some proper Manc “Yanited” fan in the place who wanted them to fail miserably.

OM beat Benfica on pens. Into the semis they go.

The fact there’s going to be 5 teams from one country in the CL is absolutely absurd anyway. The whole thing is a sham, and a fraud and...a sham!

I’m hard wired, from 30 years of watching, to want English teams and the Old Firm to fail in Europe like. You can’t just switch that tap off because Stephen Le Hawking has got Excel open. Also, this. Win our games and come 6th, jobs a good un. Given we’ve qualified for Europe via the fair play league and Intercocopops previously we’ll probably find a way.

Been a veritable smorgasbord this last 7 days. Just a shame Billa didn’t fuck up.

Gol Leverkusen

That’s a lie.

Salah misses a sitter

Villa through

Cabella buuuuuut

Bailey misses, game on!

Martinez sent off!

Bentaleb misses

Pens in Lille. Have to fancy Villa. Ridden their luck all game and Martinez has form.

Villa get lucky there. Should probably be a pen.

Sitter for Douglas Luiz there, should’ve scored

Cabella on. Finally settled on a single haircut at once too, disappointing.

2-1

Thiago Santos and Yoro have been extremely impressive for Lille given their lack of experience.

Big Rémy Cabella is on the bench.

France is weird for football. National team are obviously class but game atmospheres are horrific. General man in the street doesn’t really give a shit about Ligue Un but those that go to games are absolutely nuts.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut!