Disco

Sancho played a fair bit last season and he’s effectively replacing him and getting a pay rise plus he was there as a kid. Even if it doesn’t work out he’ll have his reputation largely intact. Pretty low risk move for him.

The new Kostas Mitroglu

Nominate Vlachodimos going to Olympiakos

Relative to perceived excitement/reputstion of signing I guess.

Pros PL proven Can play more than one position Takes a good set piece Ludicrously fast Doesn’t get injured much Good pro Cons Relatively expensive Bit of a clean shirt Possible soft cunt Nee tricks

Keep on fewmin' Let your body fly Everybody fewmin 'Til you see the sun in the sky Keep on fewmin' Let your body fly Everybody fewmin’ Till the morning light

Fair shout even if it would be a massive step down. Hes absolutely made for Bundesball where defending is always optional compared to running about a lot.

Italy getting beat at the Norwads

Might actually die of hate watching if they appoint the Danish deviant.

One trick, one foot lazy cunt. It’s a no from me. Sign a real player like Sir Jack Colback.

As do Jordan.

Uzbekistan qualify for their first ever Copa Del Mundo.

Yeah he is, especially for his ages. A lot less slight then I thought he'd be. Certainly should be fine getting up to speed with the physicality.

Transfer/registration ban for the Heed. They’re appealing.

Smaller pool of players to go for at the top table too.

Binzaghi more like

Saw him in the flesh on Saturday ebening. Came on for the second half in Malaga's 2-2 draw at home to Burgos. I'd say he's a long way off PL standard but he's got a good touch and takes a very decent set piece. Not as fast as he looks on YouTube albeit not slow and there wasn't too much cause for him to get up to full speed as the game was predominately played in front of the defence. Played a bit on the right before switching to the left where he looked more at home, he proper hugged the touchline on both and seemed fairly comfortable off both feet despite being right footed. Don't think the Malaga fans are particularly pleased he's fucking off on a free. Came on to near silence opposed to the other subs. Makes it or not, it’s probably the lowest risk transfer we’ve made in years so good luck to the lad.

Playing Atletico Madrid in the Sela Cup, men and women’s teams.

Polish Chelsea fans go mild

Anthony mistaking Enzo for his ex lass.

Can’t be signing players with the same name as me Nana. It’s a no from me, Clive.

Same as per 90% of teams in Yewrup. The nen strength in depth kills it especially if they’re gung ho from the off.

Had absolutely nen expectations for this one unlike the others.

Ah well

Shite keeper does the inevitable