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Forgot about that whole episode

These local journos better step on eggshells lest they get invited to the nearest Turkish embassy for an exclusive sit down.

I'm still hoping, as someone said earlier, that the buyer is actually DJ Khaled. "Y'all know I don't eat p*ssy, but I'mma have these Black Cats from down the road for lunch!"

Fortunately Our new overlords don't need wheels on their flying carpets Will Smith as genie our new mascot Getting Miggy with it? Nah, I know. Not bad.

Fortunately Our new overlords don't need wheels on their flying carpets Will Smith as genie our new mascot

This feels like the wheels are coming off. Sigh.

Actually... only 2,043 billionaires exist (Wiki). And if people were to "cease the means of production" and expropriate (steal) all their wealth, you'd only be paying the entire US budget for maybe 25 years before we run out of that money completely, not to mention all the jobs and industries destroyed by said expropriation. Taking this to the Chat section where I can feel sufficiently attacked

Falconry is a commendable part of their culture but the delivery method does take time.

10/10, this. That should be in running for post of the year.

Word has it he couldn't even stump up 25m for the Liverpool bid. Nothing to see here.

I'm lumping in all my lot with this dude. Seems to be the most honest out of everyone so far

My first match is next season. The Pound will be a peso by then so I'll live like Xerxes. bhahahhaha - live like xerxes Mike is a baller. As a Canuck I get screwed whether I visit the US or UK, on the exchange. Kanji where do you reside? the US...Florida to be exact. #FloridaMan Good stuff. So many of us forrins will be spending money on the club again. Ashley has broken what was once truly beautiful and global. I can’t believe oldtype in public was almost a decade ago. Still got that blazer and uniform?

My first match is next season. The Pound will be a peso by then so I'll live like Xerxes. bhahahhaha - live like xerxes Mike is a baller. As a Canuck I get screwed whether I visit the US or UK, on the exchange. Kanji where do you reside? the US...Florida to be exact. #FloridaMan Good stuff. So many of us forrins will be spending money on the club again. Ashley has broken what was once truly beautiful and global.

My first match is next season. The Pound will be a peso by then so I'll live like Xerxes. bhahahhaha - live like xerxes Mike is a baller. As a Canuck I get screwed whether I visit the US or UK, on the exchange. Kanji where do you reside?

I'll be buying a ticket and visit Newcastle for only the second time in my life if this goes through. Time to start saving up these Canadian dollars which are worth 1/100th of your disgusting sterling.

Ian I swear to God. I will literally lose my mind if this happens Don't even care if our prince is overweight and in a mood, imagine he's brought back home He's in the best shape of his life man. For me, he always will be in the best shape of his life.

I literally cannot imagine a less rafa player than him Public stoning for you.

Ian I swear to God. I will literally lose my mind if this happens Don't even care if our prince is overweight and in a mood, imagine he's brought back home

TBF, Mansour is a successful businessman who has transformed Man City and brought it into the modern age, he's employed community outreach staffers and brought the city together, whilst pursuing commercial opportunities for the club across the globe. Going by some of the twitter info, our guy seems like their family's Chris Farley, but I honestly don't care, I just want to see the back of Ashley. We'll deal with the aftermath later. We've already been relegated twice, may as well see how bad or good the new owner is.

Forgot about Charns. I hope he gets binned in the most reprehensible way possible. Riding backwards out of town on a donkey.

My phone is blowing up, lol. It's good to be the only NUFC fan ppl know in real life in North America.

The forum's just crashed for me This is like Nile Ranger's first goal. Holy crap, it's happening.

It's been Keith Bishop all along. In an Arab headdress.

LMAO, whaaaaaaaaat. What an entrance.