DJ_NUFC

Hope this is a troll attempt

Pukki could’ve had a hat trick already.

Grotesque snake mackem fake Geordie shithead Bent-nosed plastic Geordie gusset rustler. We need a thread of this stream of consciousness stuff going Fat fatty fat fat poop face dog-fucker.

So then why are we playing him like he is one? Oh the mysteries of the Ashley ownership.

I just turned it off. I can’t watch this. We are literally lumping balls up for Joelinton to chase, while Norwich are passing it around like Barcelona. There is a continent size gap between our midfield and forward line. In 2 games, Bruce has turned us from a modern Rafa unit to Sunderland.

Well, exactly It was a philosophical musing done out loud, on the sidelines of a Premier League match. What the fuck is going on, indeed, existentially-speaking? I'm with Steve on this.

Oh man, and I really like this lad, as well. Argh. All these players are coming out with this absolute rubbish, and we're going down, aren't we? Wonder how the tune will change come December.

Not a single journalist questioned him (well, aside from new hero Craig Hope) on why the fuck he even put Ritchie in the center, when he's never played there?

He was up against a 300 m tall statue of a vagina and still won. ??

Didn't Pardew work on defending 4 days out of 5? And still got smashed 0-6 at home.

Pretty much although I disagree on including McClaren. All his teams are about stale possession and fairly rigid shape. Dat endless Anita-Colback passing to and fro — no need to count sheep. I just replay it every night and get a sound sleep.

The fact that Rafa was unwilling to do the same tells you all you need to know about that man.

A question someone should pose to this baldy is: since he's brought up numerous times now that Rafa's just all about the money, what, pray, is Lee Charnley about? Why would anyone in their right mind do the job he holds? What vision has he executed for NUFC by cozying up with Ashley from day 1? Especially being the lowest paid MD in the league -- the nerve of this sellout to even mention Rafa's monetary ambitions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fratricide

Brighton looked surprisingly fluid, solid and clinical in the first game. Could be a fluke, but I saw enough in the highlights, like high pressing and moving as a unit when out of possession, to suggest our fellow tailenders won’t just roll over.

It's like going from a professor of sports studies to some clueless chav with 1 CSE Er, excuse me, only one of those fellas is a published novelist.

He's a willing patsy that has agreed to follow the orders of a monster because of some warped desire to fulfil his desire to manage his home town team, his selfishness has already damaged us more than he thinks, he will relegate us and it will be the end of him as a manager. The way he went about with Wednesday after they supported him through a difficult period, and having read that he’s shown the same lack of loyalty to many of his previous clubs has me despising him more than ever before. He’s taken this job out of pure selfish reasons and the fact that he keeps saying he loves NUFC grates at me even more.

Anyone tried that pizza place mike took them all to? Clearly the fresh mozzarella made from Ashley’s coagulated semen had a profound impact on Ritchie & Jamaal. “Chewy goodness, Mike.”

DAZN in Canada, sole carrier of all games, as far as I know. I got an annual subscription before Rafa left, now I don't feel like watching or following anything related to NUFC, football-wise. Thanks Mike.

PFM in being a PFM shocker. C--t.

Post of the year. In fact, needs the Nobel Prize in Literature for a piece of text that's managed to turn every single feeling a human has ever felt in history upto 11. I'm equally laughing, crying and need to take a dump really badly.

doesn't really fit in with the comms from BZG themselves though does it Their 'comms' don't really fit in with being a multi billion dollar company though. Maybe it's customary in their culture to announce all mergers & acquisitions via no-name Radio DJ's. Gonna crank up the bass to get some latest investment advice in MENA.

Pretty sure the only type of fight this guy's gonna put up is to get to the front of the line at a pie shop.

I saw you, why weren't you wearing any pants?

And then Rafa has to be reappointed by default As per my knowledge of the law from Seinfeld, Bruce then has to become Rafa’s butler.