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This is mental. I............. don't know how to act, or behave, or what do to. I'm at work! I need to drink and dance like nobody's watching.

The S Donalds of the middle east.

Pls don't. Where are you hearing this? No links?

UFO sightings is my favourite stage of takeover rumours.

LoL, what?

This thread is wild, absolutely wild. I haven't had this much fun since the Kinnear "Johann Kebab" thread.

I’ve had Mia Khalifa videos running on loop to understand Arab culture more. Least I can do.

Not quite as rich as the richest people in the entire universe and had to actually work for his money, by the look of things So in the Middle East social hierarchy, he might as well be helping build a stadium with his bare hands, the serf.

I’d have been delighted with staveley or Kenyon if it got rid of Ashley tbh Agreed. He could be selling to DJ Khaled and I'd be chuffed. That’d be so much fun too.

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Got a premium Snapchat going, brah... f***, thought you had inside news of the sale. Nah, but you can get inside views for $12.99.

Got a premium Snapchat going, brah...

I can’t breathe and I’m cumming so hard

This is the best Friday afternoon entertainment I've had in a while.

Just watch how “Potter Ball ” does next season I’ll gladly put my hands up if I’m wrong Reported. Can people not make predictions now Is it too early to get it right? Bottom 6 next season. 15th Burnley 16th Bournemouth/Brighton/Villa 17th Brighton/Bournemouth/Villa 18th Villa(If they spend)/Brighton/Bournemouth 19th Sheff Utd/Norwich 20th Norwich/Sheff Utd *Bottom 3 will be Norwich, Sheff Utd, Derby(IF Derby County come up.) We’ll be in that bottom 6 if Rafa goes though. I was joking, goodness me. Chillax bredren.

Just watch how “Potter Ball ” does next season I’ll gladly put my hands up if I’m wrong Reported.

Crazy season has begun I want Wenger as Sporting Director and Rafa as manager.

Why would fat Spanish waiters care for pizza? He's a paella man all the way.

Oh believe me, I do empathize Usually what happens with posters like these is they inevitably commit some actual bannable offence or another, and that’s when you strike. But, to quote Sideshow Bob, “attempted murder, come on, do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?”

very good

Gallowgate End, the general opinion, and one which I share, is that are talking complete garbage. Nothing personal...... So apparently becuase I have a different opinion on a small subject and apparently don’t offer any “Contributive” posts.. “Gallowgate End, You have received a warning for non-contributive posts. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action. Regards, The Newcastle-Online Team” The truth is I post about a whole range of football subjects without any issue on 95% of them but a different opinion on Eddie Howe is worthy of a ban and means I don’t contribute on other subjects to the forum I think the reaction to warn for me for it is very over the top considering 95% of my posts don’t involve a disagreement about Eddie Howe. Anyway I won’t mention Eddie if talking about him on here is that big of a issue I honestly thought everyone was having a laugh about it Bit laughable to take it serious but I will respect the no Eddie Howe posts warning I’ll try to contribute for once because none of my other posts do apparently. As a longtime member, this is fucked. We’ve had some right idiots post in here over the years and to threaten this dude with a ban over his (admittedly) idiotic opinions is sad. Dave would be turning in his grave.

You know who succeeds in the knockout format... 2 finals now:

The 50m Joelinton deal coming through anytime now?

Holy crap, dude. Hope you change your mind. This place will be emptier without you.

Anyone trying to watch all 3 games today? at least leave 2 running side by side somehow. trying to figure out a way — tv and ipad might be the way to go.