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i would rather have david villa than torres any day of the fing week

is he still on the SJP payroll?

how can ours be high, we've only got 8 players

maybe theres a decent bordello

why dont we get arsenal to buy him for £13m, and then loan him back to US! brilliant!

what happened to "All we can do is give a player the stage and its up to him to perform" ?

its ok, we had a 50% off voucher with Dr Steadman

hes obviously worried about something coming out...

ahhhh aye yeah much better than the new one!!

whats the current one? i have a season ticket and i cant even remember

us 3 - 0 west ham, as mentioned earlier, 1996. total annihilation, would love a dvd of that match

emres was canny tedius i think. was in greece at the time like, but seemed like it.

John Motta?

i love his guess that luque is going to barca in exchange too. great stuff again from the beano.

I think you can lick my ballsweat! classy, missed this one

i love it.

i got excited then realised i was confusing him with makelele

isn't that better though............"we'll tell you when someone HAS signed" type of thing. I think I'll hear it on SSN or something before .co.uk. .co.uk is no better than tribal football.

yes.

boro should be in group 6. quite fancy them to go down too.

Is there anyone near the class of Henry? Tevez maybe? good shout that actually.

They look normal without him. hardly. when wenger goes is when they'll look normal.

http://shop.nufc.co.uk/sites/newcastle/images/Products/164134_B.jpg im sure theres been a thead like this recently

theyre not a one man team, but it will put massive doubts in other players minds when Mr Arsenal leaves for sunny shores

sorry, but what were sunderland until the irish adopted them? oh, league one destined, sorry, carry on