Anon

Only Arabic commentary on Bein this game, they've mentioned "Alan Shearer" literally 20 times so far

Carver in

Not seen someone as one-footed as Shaw since Robert.

evans man utd's defence

Get him back on a contract where he can only play against the mackems.

South East? Hughton

http://nimga.com/m/5M3ei.gif Just had to explain to the missus why I was laughing at this, jesus talk about an in-joke, she just looked at me.

I've ruled myself out of a nosh-off from Kate Upton, OFFICIAL.

Telegraph reckon Carver http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11318281/Newcastle-consider-appointing-assistant-manager-John-Carver-as-long-term-replacement-for-Alan-Pardew.html Although they do say that he's never managed before as well...

Gouffran's gonna play, play, play, play, play

Get a payoff for him, get sacked at Palace by the summer, back in time for the pre-season.

Must have been a tearful goodbye with Gouffran. His tears of despair slowly dripping onto the King's swollen bell-end

He had ten years man, plenty of time to buy players that weren't so one-dimensional. There are plenty of "bad" teams in the Championship and below that haven't resorted to that abortion of a football style. Delap's throw-ins and Shotton's towel t-shirt have been quickly forgotten. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/12/article-2073311-0F2416D100000578-813_468x286.jpg

That brief spell at Palace has really done wonders for Pulls, he's still a shit English clogger of manager who set up a team over 10 years to play shit hoofball as their only tactic. http://www.edp24.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1687746.1352468248!/image/4084612957.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/4084612957.jpg And he looks like a charver.

http://www.macleans.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/MAC50_SANTA_CLAUS_FEATURE.jpg

Journalism of the highest calibre

In talking about the possible motive of moving to Palace that people can't comprehend, from a personal point of view he's had dog's abuse (rightly so) and has to travel up every week, must be tempting to work closer to home at a club that would make him The King again.

Had realistic dreams Pardew had gone, had to check when I woke up. Woke up with a chub which is understandable

Old pic

Willo at the back stick

Such poor football on show.

Played gouf.

First willo hoof already.

Baines will get a brace (free kick off Taylor and pen off Collo). Lufattykaku hatrick. Cabella blamed for world hunger. Baines. Every time.