Anon

Think it's the current wankfest over Allardyce and his new "west ham way" bollocks - there were some stats on MoTD last night that proved they're playing the same % of long and short passes as last year.

In which Universe is James Milner playing up front for the holders of the Prem?

Just about to say Man Utd looking gash

Said it word-for-word on the post-match BT sport interview.

no pressure

Aston Villa always remind me of us

I'm surprised his legs can support his weight tbh

Neuer

I'm sure he'd love a bite at this. He'd be chomping at the bit

About 15-19 just going by her face IMO 17 according to that link

Genuinely forgot Henry was still playing

Cahill and Jagielka aren't good enough.

Pen for me lyke

Great run tbf

Not to be kneejerk but one too many non-international class players in this squad

Lets run down the wing into the corners a bit more

Not half-time yet?

not had all that good a year. And I'd personally hope the more extreme form where possession is the sole goal rather than any real attempt to score as many goals as possible is dead and gone. Think teams are better set up to play against it now

Chiles dropped

Bet she goes like a fiddler's elbow. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to listen to her fart through a walkie talkie

Chiles having a breakdown?

Heskey's hair

Can't be the only one that saw the GOAL graphic?!