Anon

I really fucking hate Charlie Adam.

Class dive from Hart despite letting it in though.

Emirates staff packing up around ESPN

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Recorded on a calculator.

They were at home. The state of their pitch in that case!

Why are Everton first on the scoreboard when they're away?

Family watching the game on the internet apparently

Pardew time

Wondered if Cech would keep his nose guard on a lot longer than needed, is that three weeks now?

Yakuba outpacing anyone

Don't think I've ever seen Sturridge pass. Ever.

Hate Chelsea but quite like AVB, quite torn about whether I want them to go out or not.

Surely that will make Roman look like a complete mug if they do it so soon?

That dress

And not a single rape joke

#nufc confirm that Taylor will go under the knife and will be likely to miss rest of season confirmed

What the fuck was the "commence operation anfield" or whatever it was?! EDIT: apparently it's a steward thing.

Interview with Fergerson is up on the BBC, fuck me he couldn't be any more bitter Also great to see him not being able to say the phrase 'run the risk' several times

1951: GOALFLASH Real Madrid 1-0 Dinamo Zagreb (Jose Maria Callejon) 1947: GOALFLASH Real Madrid 1-0 Dinamo Zagreb (Karim Benzema) On cracking form tonight.

1947: GOALFLASH Real Madrid 1-x0 Dinamo Zagreb (Karim Benzema)

The fact there's pitch-side mics next to the photographers. Every time there's a shot I can hear what I imagine it sounds like when footballers stagger out of clubs pissed.

Just a thought, probably bollocks but is it fair that a striker can be in an offside position but not "active" while a defender lying his arse in the box would play a striker onside?