Anon

If the ball is heading in it's always easier to give them too, regardless of the letter of the law. I've noticed Staylor deliberately blocking in the box looking like a penguin so at least he's learnt from his mistakes.

I had a dream we won 2-1, with Cabaye scoring last. Needless to say I've hoyed my life savings on those two bets

thefa.com/TheFA/Disciplinary/NewsAndFeatures/2011/suarez-161111 oh dear!

I keep forgetting about Mark Hughes, not a great decision to jump ship to "further his experience" in retrospect

Wigan making Wolves look like a decent side, relegation almost certain surely.

Pardew post-match up anywhere yet?

http://i.imgur.com/xdGX7.jpg

The old 4-1-5, classic.

Ronaldo-esque neck Bale has on him.

Literally was just about to post this

What's with the pudits all completely in monochrome?! Thought my TV was gone like.

Ba still observing Ramadan apparently, that's commitment!

The worst thing about it all is that they've done it part the way into the season, a real insight into the considered methodical decisions made at the club.

Dexter from Chester via text: "My girlfriend has just txt me and she seems to think James Milner has signed for Liverpool. She knows absolutely nothing about football and I have no idea what her sources are but interesting nonetheless." Fucking Pulitzer stuff right there.

CaulkinTheTimes Steve Bruce not a happy man this morning. Only fair to report that he's unimpressed with some coverage of derby last weekend. #SAFC

You might have a long wait then, he plays for Nigera!

Halsey has had a mint game.

Think I might need to switch mine up before Week 1... Doubtful Samba (Doubtful) Doubtful Gibbs (Doubtful) Doubtful Ferguson (Doubtful) Doubtful Odemwingie (Doubtful) Doubtful Ben Arfa (Doubtful) Suspended Sturridge (Suspended)

Pretty sure that bit is bollocks, hawkeye is near instant too, despite how it's shown on tv.

Both my dad and grandad call(ed) him N'Gobiay, pissed me off no end.

Bad dive from Milner.

Christ, just read his wikipedia, what a detestable little cunt. This bit alone is bad enough: "Although routinely described in the press as a football agent, Joorabchian is not a licensed agent. The involvement of unlicensed agents in transfers in the English Premier League is prohibited by the Football Association." despite the fact he obviously is acting as an agent.

You're obviously not using the right foreign satellites. Alright, my internet is shite.

Hoping MOTD do a realtime timeline tonight as I'm going to avoid watching any football due to lack of sky and my foreign satellite channels are always too unreliable.

Grew up 10 minutes from the place, absolute shithole.