Decky

That's the kind of game that doesn't go your way if youre relegation fodder. We're looking VERY fucking good.

This kid is loving it.

4 mins added on.

Get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me we got lucky there.

Mitro on!

Atsu just killed Scott Dann.

Manquillo looks fucked. Might lose the chance to bring on Mitro here.

What the fuck is Townsend doing ffs

First shot on target. 71 minutes at home to Palace.

Joselu could have went off there. Get him off ffs.

Pure shite.

Good chance to do something with this free.

That tackle from Joselu was as bad as Cabaye's on Yedlin by this ref's standards.

Fucking Diame coming on.

Fuck I love Atsu.

This might be Shelvey's worst game for us.

Perez is fucking shite man. Fuck sake.

Merino can only do so much, he needs everyone else to wake the fuck up as well.

Looks like Merino is coming on.

Effectively playing with 9 men here with Perez and Joselu.

Kind of think he would have to do something really bad after the Cabaye non red though. I'd risk it This is Newcastle, he'll probably get done with a Zaha dive and get a straight red, after one of our centre backs get a second yellow and Cabaye scores of course.

I want to see Mitro as well but I feel he hasn't got a full half in him without being sent off.

We've seen Sting and Jimmy Nail more times than we've seen our team create a chance ffs.

Newcastle are dog shite today tbh.