Decky

Balotelli having medical at AC Milan.

Gouffran is available.

Yeah looks like it: Brazil’s GloboEsporte reckons United have already offered the £140m required to spring Neymar from Camp Nou and you can stick another £100m on that in tax, wages and add-ons.

Media today are sharing the rumours that Man Utd are to bid £240 million for Neymar.

I wouldn't read too much into it with it being Northampton at home.

We're like that now with Newcastle man.

What, is that all? It seemed like he was playing for them all the time.

ERRRRRMMMM http://i.imgur.com/tsuQ9NJ.jpg Christ man.

Perch getting a shout out.

Wonder how many mistakes Cech will make tonight.

Stuck a fiver on Benteke to score a header at 11.00 there. Big spender me.

Was he on Goals on Sunday? So glad I missed it.

I'm really struggling to see why some fans are against this idea. The shirt is made by fans, it's not for profit and it aims to hit Ashley where it hurts as well as highlight further how embarrassing and disgusting it is to have Wonga as our sponsor. If people are against the idea of that then they need to have a word with themselves tbh.

I'm struggling to think of a worse pre-season.

That video. He always was an egotistical maniac but Jesus man his head will explode at Palace. Also what's this "Alan Pardew knows how to win Premier League games" bollocks?

If Sterling is worth £49 million then Muller is a steal at £70 million.

They've got Steve Wraith in for the publicity photos.

Ridiculous rumour. Why on Earth would Bayern sell Muller?!

it'll have been euros surely Beeb reckon it's pounds. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33474195

Did we actually spend £14.5 million on a player? Someone must be signing Sissoko for £30 million.

This is fucking stinking.

I honestly thought O'Neill was a great appointment but the football we're playing is so fucking bad. I was literally falling asleep earlier watching the game.

As if we're not going to the Euros. Fucking disaster this.