Decky

Geordies United

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47718000/jpg/_47718523_newcastle_united_pa.jpg That's the best we can hope for.

That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. The biggest mystery is that he turns up and see's us play absolutely terrible football and he's still happy enough.

Couldn't motivate an alcoholic to have a pint.

As if Myhill didn't get man of the match.

Jeff Stelling.

Someone needs to start a Sack Ryder website. Someone tweet the idea to Skirge there.

Liverpool and West Ham will have a bigger stadiums than us in just over a year. Because of Ashley we'll never increase as well.

The mackems beat us a few weeks ago man, we're the easiest team in the league right now. The likes of Leicester and QPR can't believe their luck seeing us in their last 4 games.

They'll just be star struck and Carver will be up there with KK and Sir Bobby by the end of their day man.

Your lick rate's shit, get out. Tried to see how many licks I could do in a minute and had to stop after 20 seconds. Brutal. Don't know how this cunt does it.

My stomach is a bit rough today, not sure I could handle 25 licks in 2 minutes.

Of course he thinks that, he thinks he is doing a good job and getting the best out of the squad sure. I'm surprised he hasn't turned on Pardew yet and talked shite about how he needs the summer to build his own team.

They chanting "we hate Sunderland"?

It's better than them winning of course but they'll still be above us when they beat us this weekend.

I'm sure they'll be queuing up to see our set of useless wankers playing like.

At what point did the Chronicle go from being anti-Ashley to completely sucking his cock?

As desperate as we are I really can't see us finishing with 35 points. 11 defeats in a row would be special even by Carver's standards. We'll probably pick up a draw or a win with a piece of Sissoko or Cisse brilliance somewhere along the line. Same old bullshit really. Still might not be enough mind.

If we do survive Carver will see this as a fucking triumph too. Instead of being utterly ashamed he'll be smug as fuck.

We could be 17th by the end of this weekend ffs.

You know Carver would be our manager in the Championship too. League One in 16 months.

Dunno if I'm just paranoid at this point but that shit is looking set up now like.

This shit about clubs having a certain place in the league annoys me like. If we finish 10th one year are we deluded for wanting the club to aim for the top 8 the next season? Obviously if you finish 5th aiming higher is a massive dream but 10th ffs?