Decky

http://s30.postimg.org/y6w4027ap/image.jpg I always find it hard as fuck building a team at the very start.

Some craic he did go to Palace and he came to SJP and won.

Documenting every move Dave makes. There'll be a Wire/Sopranos type wanted board with all the admins faces on it in an office in SJP.

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If Pardew and Ashley ever got wind of our apathy towards the cups they'd try and win one just to spite us. Keep it up.

I was paid by Ashley to integrate Froggy into the forum. The Man Utd thing is bullshit, he's on Ashley's payroll.

GW1: Man Utd 4-0 Swansea Leicester 1-2 Everton QPR 0-0 Hull Stoke 1-0 Aston Villa West Brom 2-0 Sunderland West Ham 2-1 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3-0 Southampton Newcastle 0-4 Man City Burnley 0-2 Chelsea

If its anyone away we'll 100% lose or get really lucky. It's never convincing with this knacker Pardew.

Draw for the second round is tonight at roughly quarter to 10. We're lucky number 13. Other numbers to look out for: Brighton - 4 Man Utd - 11 Sunderland - 20

That kit is so bad.

About 10 of them handing out "Fuck Pardew" leaflets as well.

Who the fuck sets a target so close the 'relegation safe zone' of plus 40 points?! He's definitely on the wind up.

People like that just swallow all of the club's shite though. They're incapable of independent thought and analysis on NUFC.

Just cover the dirty parts over with more Sports Direct signs.

Is this one of those posts that you can quote at the end of the season if he does well for a pat on the back and just ignore if he doesn't? Of course he won't surprise us man, he's absolutely terrible. I hope City hammer us (they'll be beating us anyway) so the fans are reminded of where we left off at the end of last season and don't start asking for fucking waves.

46 by the time that comes round ffs.

Pardew's brain probably.

I'll be in my fucking thirties by the time we've a nice kit man.

Your mate is proper fit.

Brilliant.

;D

You're my new favourite poster with these avatars man.

It's not that we want him to play, it's just how Jonas is being treated. He should be respected while trying to sort out a move, not frozen out and treated like shit.