SEMTEX

I like how they decided flash wasn't heavy enough with just the stream, so they thought they'd lob in a spreadsheet of live stats for the game too. The game that is most likely just a frozen black screen to you.

Cisse taking free kicks. Jesus.

I can only assume the clocks went back mid way through the game. There is no way that it's only 1:30 right now.

Not used to having all these players who are confident enough to have a dig.

Hearing pards' instructions. Bleugh.

I'd like Aarons and sterling a lot more if they played for Jamaica

If Aarons yay. If gouff, nay.

Ouch

I think i've paid attention to about 30 seconds so far. The atmosphere is electric.

dont worry about it, paul ince is a twat

Fucking Home United

With an average 35% possession across all 3. Fucking legend. Possession is irrelevant really, it's what you do with it that counts. I'm sure Celtic beat Barcelona with only 16% possession. Yes, in a one off game, possession doesn't really matter. But if we have 35% possession consistently, we're obviously going to get battered.

Name me the term you would use to describe the first manager to win the club a major trophy since 1969 inexistent

Lisa.

They used to work together at Reading. Some say Reading wouldn't be the powerhouse they are today if it wasn't for the tireless work of Messrs. Pardew and Rodgers. He's been to reading, charlton and west ham, and by gum he put them on the map. dont care that joke has been done

They used to work together at Reading. Some say Reading wouldn't be the powerhouse they are today if it wasn't for the tireless work of Messrs. Pardew and Rodgers.

Fuck off man. He's had periods of decent form throughout his tenure, but you look at it overall and his record is fucking awful. There is no chance on this fucking earth that he'd ever win 10 games on the trot, it's an absolutely retarded statement. And even if you look past the woeful record, his teams are awful to watch, he completely stunts the growth of any young players and he's an absolute fucking grade a cunt.

And I've worked here for 4 years, I'm not asking how to pronounce her name now, that ship sailed a long time ago

It's a girl. She won't want to be called Bob.

so the N is completely silent? Nuh Goy En is pretty far off the mark then.

how the fuck do you even say nguyen? theres one at work and ive no idea

Soccer

http://i.imgur.com/qyp3dNn.png Should be in the England squad tbh

By a decent distance