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I'm on the Wulliebus.

A true gentleman. He'll manage us one day, I tell you. The new SBR.

the released players should found a new team, they can be the 21st team, and they can play at Madison Square Garden. ps nice tits [/scudamore]

You're on your couch watching it on TV with a fucked knee, he's in Brazil. Karma. If I get the choice of being Suarez and having to take the summer off, or being Asamoah Gyan and playing in Brazil, I'm picking Suarez every time.

I updated it. No more totals. Fixed.

75% sure you cant have an ampersand in a hashtag.

Aye. I'm on the winning team. You're Asamoah Gyan.

http://i.imgur.com/otWkGHh.png such fret

Deep analytical discussion of the FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brasil.

Jack's Flashers

maybe you should just name it after a more influential member of NO instead

"some capacity" = first choice striker

you don't alliterate if you want to sound hard ffs PLUS, you'd immediately become 'polics pussies

Nailed on Carlton Coler

DID ANYONE MENTION THAT CARDIFF HAVE SIGNED GUIDO BURGSTALLER?

that terminology isn't defined in urbandictionary so im out

I like it The progression from making a serious point, realising you just can't do it, giving up, but ultimately deciding, "fuck it, I'll just post it anyway". This is a great place.

Not over the line yet. All we did was meet a minimum fee release clause. The player and his friends assume he is thus going to sign for NUFC... then he gets into our boardroom, where we offer him tuppence ha'penny. We then stretch it out for a week, and start leaking stuff to the press about how unreasonable a man he is for wanting to be paid a sensible wage. Another week passes and there was "nothing we could do". Shola signs a 6 year renewal, and finally gets the number 9 shirt, as cisse has been turned into glue by this point.

Be 60 by the time he's signed. Good job it doesn't make any difference to PSG. This will do Chelsea's FFP numbers a treat. How convenient.

It's been like that for some time. You think the argies are losing sleep over the hand-of-god? I doubt it. I understand the desire for the game to be this pure entity that only benefits those who play it properly, but it's never been that way, even if it is admittedly more commonplace nowadays for people to cheat/playact to win.

Shut up, Disco.

aGREED.

If that's the case, why are you still talking about it alomst half a century later? Absolutely woeful point. I know it happened and I am using it as an example of something that absolutely no-one in the UK considers as tarnishing our world cup win. It's a perfectly salient point, and I have little time to deal with shite replies like this. If you've not got anything worthwhile to add, at least post a hilarious animated gif. Now jog on, shithouse.

The polic crew are liars, that's what I say. Ball wasn't over the line in '66 but nee one gives a shit about that, we won the world cup. Had we punched the ball off the line at some point and they missed the pen, we still would've won the world cup, and after 6 months had passed, that's all that people would remember. The history books only show who won, not how they won. [/jerrythekinglawler]