SEMTEX

Rcunt

Trying to think of an artistic way to start a post with a B/R that seems like a real post but actually insults a guy when viewed in Tapatalk. Struggling.

Oh, that's lucky. If anything that might be worse, considering the lack of height in the defense. At least they aren't adapted to the league yet. Silver lining. Maybe they're still getting acclimatized, just like van Wolfswinkel, Bony and Soldado!

Shola right wing TBH Shola LW, Sammy RW, so they can cut inside. No strikers. It'll be called the False-11 and Pardew will be knighted for services to football.

They're gonna build a half decent squad, but then continue to perform shit under an outdated management style. But the next manager might get some decent results. Unless, they've actually done research into the people they've signed, and know that they work well under such a mental regime. But I doubt it. Seems more like an FM style spending spree on anyone they find out is available.

no I prefer how it is now you see who really cares, or at least wants us to think that , and whos a bit of a dick Krul & Santon in column 1, Taylor in column 2, the rest in column 3 It's nice to see when they're intelligent enough to do it, even if it is fake.

lerl

I would be happy with this deal.

Cheeky £2m bid for Steve Sidwell on Sept 2nd?

Not convinced Pardew knows how to use footballers in general.

attempt to placate their fans after the shite they served up on Saturday

We may not lose by that many goals, but what we'll do nicely is come out with our tail between our legs and concede early. Maybe 2-0 after 25 mins and then both teams will just play out the remainder of the game. Maybe ending 3-0 or something.

Jozy Altishit

Lolzy loltilol

Altilol

Villa are annoyingly likable.

simple as shit like, no-one on him

Giroud goal

Yeah I just gave up and stuck with Arsenal vs Villa

Theres a fucking graphic on screen, showing 4 of his last 5 pens went bottom left corner, 1 went down the middle, and missed/hit the bar by the looks of it. Ekoku = "He normally blasts them down the center"

If that's "great", I do about 40 great things every day.

booourns

teehee

just watch him take the shot, robert.

lerl anyways Gerrard's mannerisms make me feel ill. Every pass, even 2 yard passes, his body looks like he's sweeping a perfect 60 yard through ball up the pitch.