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daft left footed bassad

game needed a goal

Easy

Robben? More like, Bottlen

SHIT

horse looks angry

What is happening with his voice? Why do they all sound Canadian? He's rotating accents. He should have been a spy. But Eric Wynalda sounded odd after Friedel was talking. I don't know if he just got confused as to how he was meant to speak. Odddddd.

What is happening with his voice? Why do they all sound Canadian?

Wooo. Watching on my own in the house. Currently watching Dortmund fans bounce about in Wembley. Not sure why Fox Soccer is allowing me to watch this for an hour before they even start the show.

Top 30 at best IYAM

Tried to get RR on the sly, ended up becoming very public, had to give up something proper for MLS to not appear corrupt.

PROBABLY HAS BEEN. YES.

RIP

Does anyone know the rules regarding footballers betting? Obviously they're not allowed to bet on their own games, but I assume they're allowed to bet elsewhere? I'm sure he's just a standard dumb dickhead footballers doing dumb dickhead footballer things, like placing bets on Andros Townsend to bang in a hattrick within 10 minutes.

You missed the tags man. Fixed http://NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg

A lot more get-awayable than 69M€ and 1M€

http://i.imgur.com/dI6vms3.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/qMSZqpY.png lol

I'll wait until they've got new managers. Gotta make sure they don't hire someone worse than Pardew first. If such a human exists.

Nah but he immediately handballed after the tackle and got booked. Something like that anyway.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22657481 Gibraltar given full Uefa membership at London Congress Gibraltar has been accepted as a full member membership of Uefa, European football's governing body. Their application was approved on a majority vote at the organisation's congress in London, with no votes against and no abstentions. The British Overseas Territory off the south coast of Spain has a population of just under 30,000. Gibraltar will be allowed to enter qualifying for the 2016 European Championship. "Gibraltar will not play qualifying matches with Spain - we also have this situation with Armenia and Azerbaijan," Platini said.

Honestly, we could sign Falcao tomorrow and I'm not sure I'd be all that excited. I seriously need to get into golf.

It's all about two banks of 4. That are 2 yards away from one another? Both inside our own 18 yard box?

Do we really do formations? Cisse, get right up top. Sissy, run from your own box until you can pass it to Cisse. Everyone else, get back.

Selling goods so obviously below their value is surely illegal?