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I'd always have a story to tell man. Can't buy ice breakers like that.

I dunno. If my safety was absolutely guaranteed, I'd definitely suck off a bear.

That is the exact analogy I would have used.

It's a wolf, you idiot. They're sucking off a wolf.

Keep bumping this shit just to remind us that we hate Mike.

http://i.imgur.com/xmFEHKy.gif Oh well.

Reet then kernts. Where can this be purchased cheapest? or is it 45 beaners everywhere?

Well, aye. The season is over mate.

A man of his age would be a little silly to give up such wages.

Probably don't think he's worth any more than that.

Ah, an argument about which of our teams/managers was the shittest. What a cheery topic.

Last West Ham freebie went well. Do it.

No.

I wonder if they'll take up their option on Nicklas Bendtner

Aye Fucking idiots following some random on a web forum like. Especially one with a history of terrible bets.

Ironic! Not really. He'd need to have played well for an entire season for it to be ironic.

Howay man. This place is unbelievable.

Um... Benteke. I don't want to come over all "we're not good enough", but he's getting a lot of interest and we're not as attractive as we should be... Benteke will stay this coming season, have a good world cup, and take his pick of where he wants to go, to be honest. That's how good he potentially is. He's only young and has lots of rough edges to lose still, but he's significantly better than Andy Carroll (who went to Liverpool for five times as much as we paid for Benteke, and probably earns three times as much as Benteke does). Andy Carroll is significantly better at being English though.

Becomes less and less likely with each expansion team. The price is only going up. Bearing in mind David is going to get his paws in the mix soon too.

RIGHT FUCKING DICKHEADS

Circle is complete then. Rafa -> PSG Carlo -> Madreed Jose -> Chelsea Next managerial swaparoo? Poyet -> Stoke Pulis -> Newcastle Pardew -> Brighton

Yeah. Fuck off Mike.

Good. Too rich for my blood.

I'd start scoping out a picturesque bridge if I were you.

Man City and the Yankees Hate levels for that team are going to be off the charts.