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Elliot. No chance I'd want Harper playing. Would be more inclined to start one of our children.

This is my pet hate. Your pet hate, is my pet hate. Just saying. Take THAT.

I mean, he should be in the England squad, as the England squad is shit. It's not great news for us though. Injured before the end of March whilst training for a battle against the mighty San Marino.

This is my pet hate.

Aye. & half of them spent the entire time taking the piss out of how shit we were.

They're resting anyone decent and sacking off the Europa League.

Winning 1-0. 4-0 on agg. Against a Napoli reserve side. That don't care if they stay in the competition.

Agreed. Do these 'I want all English teams to do well' folk actually exist? I do. With a few exceptions. Today's exceptions being: Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea.

Boiled or Mashed? What kind of retarded question is that. Yeah. Chips you spanner. You just successfully Giggsed a neesy joke. Definitely jumped the shark. Cancellation is inevitable.

Boiled or Mashed? What kind of retarded question is that.

Fucking Suarez

Also, trying to work out what happens with a DNB in a trixie. It's beyond my processing power. I need an upgrade.

I think people should consider Plzen, given Napoli have basically sacked off the competition.

50p Trixie on Zenit, Anzhi and Plzen DNB

Reet, now time to make sure everyone makes it out of that shithole in tact. Gan yem, quick.

He's not having a very good season. Lying commentator.

T3

this ref man obviously these cunts forgot to pay off official #4 and #5, not surprising given their normal lack of involvement

Fantastic refereeing for the pen like.

PROFIT

Looked like he was bricking it an arl. Woo.

what a bag of bollocks this team is. We're fucking shite not beating these 10-0

the fuck was that

I'm finding myself throwing the at every substitution suggestion made. And at the starting XI too.