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Ankle-height kung-fu kick. Ouch. Search "Hard tackle on Clement (Eysseric broke his leg)"

If only you'd worked on your lower body!

I'm off tomorrow after the Everton game, mate - if you wanna just tag along. Mike's making a fortune out of us lot I've just had to go and get some shin pads this afternoon there. Not as much as he made on the SJP game man. Full kits on both sides, in addition to the 3 grand for an hour of pitch rental

Every bump of this thread is worrying like

Hmph. Have a Super Yankee going on and it looks like only 1 of 5 is good ffssssssssssssssssss

NUFCTV highlight package should be easy to sort out

Fucking around with the back 4. Not my favourite, Pardleberry.

Aye wtf. I was under the impressions there were zero black people in Russia. They must be family of the players.

We're playing with a counter-attack, defend defend defend mentality, and it's pretty much worked as advertised so far. Not the most exciting thing to watch mind.

DILSH is a mental kernt

WE ARE SPAIN

Ryan Quaresma and Disco Quaresma on the same team?

Who to Man City though? I need to know.

Lewandowski has already said he's off at the end of his contract hasn't he? Might as well ratify the trade right now, commissioner.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say: It probably will not be "the local branch of the mafia"

GOOGLE SAYS WIGAN

The same pile as every other fucker then

This got me looking at Miguel. He's not got a team! SIGN HIM UP.

Nee-one uses them though. Just wet your hair so the tekka thinks you've showered and you'll be reet.

I can't believe people are debating pulling out because they're scared of meeting this bunch of puffs. It'll be a bit awkward for about 10 minutes, and then you start playing football and everything is awesome again.

You won't be able to withdraw that thirty. Even if it seems you can.

Would greatly appreciate an equaliser.

1-1 draw would be canny like..