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Missestheballwithanemptynetbeck

oneononewiththekeeperbutfuckeditupbeck

You'll be calling him names even when he's a 20-goal striker. Give it up, dude.

Goal Shitbeck

Daft as fuck. Another dire scholes challenge. Definite yellow. Should be off.

RVP completely unmarked. Good finish but ffs

Oh scholesy you so crazy with your awfully timed dangerous tackles

wat

Milner tried to get the ball really stretching as last man. Stupid decision.

One assumes you recognize that it is not chanted in a positive manner, oui?

Beautiful cross by Welbeck. I can see why people like him for his build up play.

Scoring from a set piece. Who would've thought. HAHAHHA ROONEY OG awful Wayne. Nice attacking header from a yard.

WOOOOP

Liverpool reading won the iPad game of choice. Reasoning being that it may be funny to watch Liverpool be shit. Unfortunately it looks like reading are shitter.

Man utd v stoke on TV.

And yet Jose and the England squad sit on the bench

Derby day is awesome. Without them twats it'd be impossible. I'm strangely appreciative of their filthy inbred ways.

Watch it in bed with a bacon sarny and a cuppa whilst getting a blow job. If your missus is willing to drive you to the pub then my suggestion should be a given. Would rather eat my own cock than have an American version of those delicacies.

Anyway, getting pumped up for this (on my own)... ready to berate some fictional mackems.

It's a good laugh trying to get people to go watch this with me at 8am on a Sunday. My best hope is 1 guy who watched us for 2 seasons, passionately supporting us because he really liked Mark Viduka. He picked a pretty bad time to start supporting NUFC.

But that won't quench the mackems immense thirst for symmetry.

That's a pretty bangin gif http://i.imgur.com/6ZO6r.gif

Still huffing glue or some shit. Who the fuck knows. He's dead to me now, he's been out so god damn long.

I'm just not sure where this theory that Welbeck = promising/good has came from, other than the fact he's a Man Utd reserve.

Well, because they've scored goals, where as the new breed have not. Assuming they = Carroll & new breed = Welbeck But even shite like Crouch is a better bet than Welbeck against these teams it seems. If Welbeck is only ever going to be a mediocre technical player with no actual creativity or finishing ability, we need to cut him loose.