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Fox soccer interviewing him in their preshow right now. Nowt ground breaking like. Sure it's been on in the uk somewhere. Seems smitten with pards. Hasn't smiled yet.

Aye. The longer we go without news, the more likely it's bad news.

Was he on the ball or what? Or was this completely unseen in normal play?

I've just tuned in, wtf

How was that not a foul?

People do seem to forget he's only 20 year old. Mate reckons he's been very good for the reserves where he's playing with kids his own age and that. 22. He's taalkin 'bout Abeid, man.

I assume you've cut off the end of the quote? ", other than Sam Allardyce of course. But that goes without saying"

started drawing a flow chart. Ran out of paper within 60 seconds. Quit.

I think I can do this one. If Everton win the FA Cup. They qualify for Europe.

Unsurprisingly, I haven't read all 8 pages of this mind-numbing shite. I have gone back now. I didn't even know this extra level of confusion existed. It's fucking madness. I'm sure this could be so much simpler, just make it so that only cup winners qualify, and if they're already qualified for something (ANYTHING), then it goes to the next place in the league. Then you don't have to have all these permutations. I'm gonna draw a flow chart. None of you cunts can stop me.

Fernando Llorente scored then.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/03/15/newcastle-s-route-to-european-football-explained-72703-30541875/2/ that's always been the case...

Feel like it should be 'Hatems gonna Hat'

Typical coach attitude. Nee interest in stats, just shout at the lads, tell them to get stuck in, and then wander off for your weekly meat and potato pie. English football is in the gutter

Worst thing about it is that it appears to be a British guy coaching a bunch of young Chinese kids. Way to go England. (might be Hong Kong actually?) Yeah, the team/school that was doing the kicking was called english... something (not sure how I'm supposed to translate it). The kids in white were already doing things I can only wish I could do Oh, they have a proper english name, the English School Foundation (ESF). Perhaps I'm not surprised to find that they are currently advertising for a new Head Football Coach. $2k a month for 25 hours ... a week? a month? what

Gonna make it a blue day.

Napoli don't look like doing anything, they're just conceding idiotic free kicks and looking like they're not used to this stage.

English commentators being biased towards English teams in Europe isn't exactly something that only the English do. It's just how the world rolls. English.

Nah. I'll shitting my kegs if he plays against us. I shit my kegs when he plays against us when he's in awful form, I don't think I can deal with Torres on fire.

Fantastic finish

new Torres

I don't remember them being sponsored by TIT

I get Tyler and Gaz Neville on the commentary. First time I've heard GNev commentating. Intrigued given everyone's praise of him. Also, it'll take many more years of cuntery before I want Chelsea to lose in Europe. If I can support Man Utd in the champions league final, I can support Chelsea here. Fuck Liverpool, mind... not that I need to worry about that any time soon.

I love how it's getting lower. By midnight we'll be lucky to finish in the top 26.

Seen his yesterday. Funny seeing how high Hasselbaink is, ahead of Drogba. Imagine Shola's line on that graph! It's not all that bad given his mediocre appearance number. http://i.imgur.com/UvBGx.png *its not exact... Hate to be pedantic (or do i?!), but Shola only has 40 in the premier league in close to 240 games, so it is not quite as steep as that in reality.