ffs, I'm reading on my phone and just tried to turn it upside down to read what that said. Unfortunately its one of those ones with gyroscopes or something so it kept turning it the right way up. I must have spun the bloody thing round six times before I realised.
Now I feel like a Redknapp.
Need to integrate 'pulled a redknapp', 'felt like a right redknapp' and other such quips into our daily vocabulary.