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Or Krul

Yup. Made the right decision tbh, they've been crying out for an unpolished attacking midfield prospect.

So, Arsenal have signed a 19-year old attacking midfielder. Makes a change.

You've got to be kidding. They're the cunts who constantly feed the myth that this day is actually interesting, desperately trying to rake in the viewers.

Thought you were taking the piss.

I'm still miffed that I was the only one disturbed by their child's name. Sawyer Matterface ffs.

I've just woken up. Time to spend the next hour catching up on all the mental deals that have taken place.

No fucking clue. Not good enough for PL but it seems very brave to rely on a newly drafted player, a lethargic potential talent (who hasnt shown enough in 2 years) and some random central american fella.

Philadelphia Union and goalkeeper Faryd Mondragón today announced that they have mutually decided to part ways, allowing for Mondragón to return to his native Colombia and play for Colombian First Division side Deportivo Cali. The 40-year-old Mondragon made his professional debut with Cali in 1990 at the age of 21. They're gonna be a whole new fucking team at this rate. Though I'm content with this one, the kid be just too fucking slow. Not that anyone cares about the MLS... but I give not a shit.

Leeds?

Not a bad call actually. Pards needs to get Demba, Jonas, Colo, HBA and Krul sent to a brothel & send an anonymous tip to the plod.

Thank fuck I get five hours less of this shite

His contract runs out at the end of this year. A loan would make no sense. Well, he's been developed at United so they'll be due a comp fee when he signs on for someone. By loaning him out Jan-end of season, it puts him in the shop window and gives him a chance to boost his comp fee (by playing really well and have the media clamouring for him to play in Euros/Olympics) without any risk to the Man Utd first team set up. Would make sense to me. Whhhyyy I ouughhttta

If u didn't waste your time on delightful but limited Le Toux, maybe you'd have signed Messi by now.

They've signed him because he's twin of the other guy haven't they? They've actually used the justification that because he's a twin, he's probably just as good. And to top it all off, Martin Olsson is shit.

Cunt is inevitably gonna tear it up.

There's no way that appealing this would be considered frivolous

I mean, I expected it to be shit, but a rickroll? And one which made my anti-virus have to intervene? Nice.

Hope he's not as much of a cunt as the other one. He's a twin. He's basically the same person. And he's signing for Blackburn. Of course he's a cunt.

I imagine that a large amount of people threaten to hang themselves and don't go through with it tbh.

"... while the likeness of Blackburn stars players such as Paul Robinson, Gael Givet and David Goodwillie are equally impressive in FIFA 12." Poor bastards

Right, he never killed a kid people: A passenger in the Renault, Douglas Graham, was killed in the incident amid reports that he was not wearing a seatbelt, whilst his wife Maurine and the driver Albert Frisby were severely injured.

triple confirm

Nope, that was him. Well, all I knew was he killed someone in a car accident and drove off. Did time, came back, signed for Notts County.

Villa topped out at 6th. They're a bigger club, with better investment and at a time where there were less decent teams competing for those positions. I don't buy that Sunderland are going to become European contenders with this fella in charge, he's just too stubborn to get a team any further. That may be enough for them, but I doubt it, because it'll get to a point where they expect a decent finish, and people will become frustrated with his inadequacies.