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That's almost worth another point to Parky. KKK doesn't care man, he can lose 20-0 to Parky, as long as he's got his kit deal everything is gravy.

Fake retiring Alex Ferguson wannabe shitcunt

Keon Daniel? Came on towards the end. He's a good player, barely played last year because he went on international duty with Trinidad, and they wouldn't let him back in the country afterwards. Only got allowed back in a few months ago.

I guess thats what happens when you throw in 4 new players and tell the world Freddy Adu is your creative force. I shall write about my rage regarding the Union in my next blog post.

Not one mention from twellcunt that it was a fuckin shit cross.

God awful cross finds net. Cunt

Officially tits up

Fucking knew that cunt would score.

Never gonna get any better if you don't support it. CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN?

Ffs

Get in. The Frankie Lampard FK.

Freddy Adu is so shit as well

Unless something seriously changes in how these teams are playing, it's staying 0-0

Todd Grisham is presenting ffs

Absolutely no product so far in this one. Boyd still looks like a fat lump of shit.

TO THE PUB

What an attack.

Cunt.

Obertan has pushed them back into their own half on more than one occasion. I don't see Cabaye/Guthrie doing that.

McManaman has at least recognised Ba's role, even if it's not so flashy a role tonight.

chewing ends of my fingers off by now like

You saying you havent seen much of us? I'd say I watch 5-10 NUFC games a season. This season so far it's been Spurs at home, Villa at home, Stoke away, Swansea at home, SAFC at home. Guess I'm lucky, some of the draws were disappointing though. But I have never seen you lose. Last season I watched the 4-4 against Arsenal too. Was really sure my streak was breaking then! I'm suddenly more optimistic about tonight. I'm ready to believe, but only if he started watching at half-time.

Reet. We're close enough to kick off that we need to move from realism/pessimism to unbridled optimism. Gonna smash them 6-0. Ba hattrick, HBA with 2 and Colo with a 'Scholes-esque' edge-of-the-box volley from a corner.

Still unknown whether Kris Boyd will be fit for tonights game against Philly... If he plays, I am worried. I just know he's scored for fun in a shit league before. I don't want this to happen. Though playing first game of the season is probably the time to do it.

Didn't realise Houston had finally got Ching back. Boriiiiing.