SEMTEX

im seeing a lot of different gateways

Doesn't take much tbf. Warren Barton! He was most expensive defender in the planet or some shit. Probably still is.

Madness this like. Stupid boy.

Because they don't agree with your (sensationalist) opinion?

I've just realised. I arrive in NCL the Saturday night. I was going to miss the game. Now, I can make the game. Thank you FA.

We're not playing them till March 4th, nee chance Campbell will still be fit in a month.

Predictions Score Lawro – 3 PTS Kurt Angle – 4 PTS Aston Villa v QPR 2-2 2-1 (0) 0-0 (1) Blackburn v Newcastle 0-2 1-1 (0) 1-0 (0) Bolton v Arsenal 0-0 0-2 (0) 1-3 (0) Everton v Man City 1-0 0-2 (0) 0-3 (0) Fulham v West Brom 1-1 2-1 (0) 3-1 (0) Man Utd v Stoke 2-0 3-0 (1) 3-0 (1) Sunderland v Norwich 2-0 2-1 (1) 0-1 (0) Swansea v Chelsea 1-1 1-2 (0) 1-2 (0) Tottenham v Wigan 3-1 2-0 (1) 4-1 (1) Wolves v Liverpool 0-3 1-1 (0) 2-3 (1) Kurt Angle, who picked teams based upon how cool their name sounded, outscores Lawro this week.

Newcastle Benfield Bay Plastics don't you mean?

A new design for a popular website that people DON'T like!?!? I am shocked.

If we signed Messi, he'd be first choice because he'd massively outclass anyone. I think it's safe to assume Cisse massively outclasses Shola. Though, your Santon point does raise a few ?s

He did fine tonight. Relatively speaking.

I honestly think people are being generous with the ratings. Maybe I'm generally too generous, I don't know. But the way I see it against Blackburn they will pump long balls at you for the entire game, which results in the inevitable scrambled hoof clearances. That is the right thing to do, but it means it's very hard for other players to get into the game, or to get a sustained period of pressure/possession. They hoof the balled up the pitch all night AND managed to dominate possession for long periods. They out played us everywhere. We were total unadulterated shite. I've never seen a team fuck up so many chances, and they did fuck the majority of them up, rather than it being anything heroic that our boys did.

I honestly think people are being generous with the ratings. Agree. I think the median should be ~5

Ay? Everyone bar Krul was poor tonight, even Colo included. He was beaten quite a few times in the air, had a couple of hair raising moments of losing a runner or slipping, and his passing was off. I still adore him like, but if he's poor then he's poor. There's no point in sugarcoating it because of his reputation. I thought he was poor->mediocre for the most part tonight, with the odd goal saving moment. Those goal saving moments give him at least a 6 imo.

Krul - 6 Simpson - 5 Colo - 6 Willo - 4 Santon - 5 HBA - 5 (at least he actually got the ball, like, once) Jonas - 6 Guthrie - 5 Raylor - 5 Best - 5 Shola - 3 Perch - 6 Loven/Ober - N/A

Seriously feel like we should hand ourselves in to the plod

Sweet jesus. Air shot from 4 yards by Dann. How is this happening

Ball in the air gets nominated to us? Sounds like it. Or maybe most of that 55 is Krul, I dunno.

BBC Football says we've had 55% possession. I understand this not.

really good chance formica, hits sidenetting, fans celebrate, semtex shits self

oh my days

ANOTHER FK in our half. HOOF time

We're definitely not progressing up the fair play league tonight.

Hoof FK to Willi, Willi gives away FK. Awesome....

Like, idiotic. Pressure on Guthrie, nowhere to go, I KNOW! I'll hack him down from behind!