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FoxSoccer.tv was apparently shite at the weekend... I wouldn't know, I was watching the Sunderland game on shitty ESPN3 and then the Arsenal Liverpool game on ESPN2. Anyway, the end result = they're giving everyone a months free subscription. Woop.

He ain't going anywhere IMO.

That fucker must really love Peter Crouch. jeez.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/850/148/GYI0064438836_crop_450x500.jpg?1303581077

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was a good retort from the presenter tbh

Dare I say it, Man City actually looked like an interesting side to watch vs Bolton. Let's hope this is a new leaf for Mancini. Doubt it though, I expect a return to 12 defensive midfielders vs Tottenham

Chris Kirkland

Steve Kean. Nailed on.

The first comment is fantastic. aye. First two replies are fairly accurate

s*** Sounds like they go into Peter Crouch mode when he's on the pitch and just hoof it. OR he's just not that good.

Shit Aye. Best Striking Prospect in World Football since Eusebio was total shit. Just looks slow and has the touch of a rapist.

Bendtner to save the day.

Defending an offside Suarez

What a fucking awful goal.

TOP OF THE LEEEEEEG

I hate Pardews subs. Put Ba on for fucks sake

Fuck off. Jesus.

Shola the only player whose looked good

Don't blame him. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. BottledDog's post needs to be framed and hung on the walls here. I know it's a British thing to put ourselves down, but we really need to remember what club we support at times. Maybe we should take the same approach to politics. Abolish elections, if anyone criticizes the government, mock them for being a whinging cunt and tell them to shut the fuck up, they could live in Zimbabwe and don't know how good they've got it. :lol: Yep, he's finally cracked. Only a matter of time before Wullie's stood at the top of the Tyne Bridge.

Huth did not play in goal. BBC Sport fucked up. Huth was subbed, not Sorensen.

He HAS won a Champions League medal tbf

John Utaka once played for them. That's enough proof for me that they're a solid outfit. Get him signed.

Don't laugh. They club were founded when the lads that built the pyramids were out of work and needed something to do. Founded in 1973, the club is owned by the construction and engineering contracting company, The Arab Contractors. Didn't realise they only finished the pyramids in 1973. Lazy cunts.

BREAKING NEWS: @neesy111 predicts a SCORE-DRAW for tomorrow's derb'y game. Unfortunately though, he is NOT particularly excited for this match-up.