SEMTEX

Teams from the same country are paired with one another. 1 goes in A-D, 1 goes in E-H. This is so that they split the games between Tue/Wed. So English teams are 2 on Tue, 2 on Wed. E-H already had Chelsea and Arsenal in. A-D only had Man Utd. Because they are the rules. It's probably because it's more interesting this way.

Well I think that went quite well, apart from the minor Zenit blip. I'll see you back here for the Europa League draw.

Final Group Draw, featuring fancy formatting Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Trabzonspor Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Dinamo Zagreb Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Genk Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Borussia Dortmund Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Viktoria Plzen

Arsenal group looks interesting if nowt else.

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Trabzonspor Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Dinamo Zagreb Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Genk Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Borussia Dortmund Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Viktoria Plzen

SEMTEX: Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Dinamo Zagreb Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Genk Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Viktoria Plzen Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Trabzonspor

Fuck off Group H. Milan and Barca can just fucking NAP their way thru.

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Dinamo Zagreb Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Viktoria Plzen Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Trabzonspor Genk

if these end up in H...

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Dinamo Zagreb Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Trabzonspor Genk Viktoria Plzen

You know, I reckon Man Utd are safe.

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Otelul Galati Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Dinamo Zagreb Trabzonspor Genk Viktoria Plzen

I've shit better football teams than in Group G....

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit APOEL Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Dinamo Zagreb Trabzonspor Genk Viktoria Plzen Otelul Galati

Group A looks like a fantastic group tbf. No 1 massive super team. Just all very good sides.

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Napoli Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Pot 4: Borussia Dortmund Dinamo Zagreb APOEL Trabzonspor Genk Viktoria Plzen Otelul Galati

It has been rectified. Move along people.

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov Pot D: Borussia Dortmund Napoli Dinamo Zagreb APOEL Trabzonspor Genk Viktoria Plzen Otelul Galati

TaylorJ_01: already rectified that fuck up thanks

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica FC Basel Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan BATE Borisov

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Bayer Leverkusen Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Olympiakos Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan

Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Man City Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Ajax Group E: Chelsea Valencia Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan

Damn Group A: Bayern Munich Villarreal Group B: FC Internazionale Milano CSKA Moscow Lille Group C: Man Utd Benfica Group D: Real Madrid Olympique Lyonnais Group E: Chelsea Valencia Group F: Arsenal Olympique de Marseille Group G: FC Porto FC Shakhtar Donetsk Zenit Group H: FC Barcelona AC Milan

zenit destined for chelsea