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s*** Sounds like they go into Peter Crouch mode when he's on the pitch and just hoof it. OR he's just not that good.

Shit Aye. Best Striking Prospect in World Football since Eusebio was total shit. Just looks slow and has the touch of a rapist.

Bendtner to save the day.

Defending an offside Suarez

What a fucking awful goal.

TOP OF THE LEEEEEEG

I hate Pardews subs. Put Ba on for fucks sake

Fuck off. Jesus.

Shola the only player whose looked good

Don't blame him. Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside. BottledDog's post needs to be framed and hung on the walls here. I know it's a British thing to put ourselves down, but we really need to remember what club we support at times. Maybe we should take the same approach to politics. Abolish elections, if anyone criticizes the government, mock them for being a whinging cunt and tell them to shut the fuck up, they could live in Zimbabwe and don't know how good they've got it. :lol: Yep, he's finally cracked. Only a matter of time before Wullie's stood at the top of the Tyne Bridge.

Huth did not play in goal. BBC Sport fucked up. Huth was subbed, not Sorensen.

He HAS won a Champions League medal tbf

John Utaka once played for them. That's enough proof for me that they're a solid outfit. Get him signed.

Don't laugh. They club were founded when the lads that built the pyramids were out of work and needed something to do. Founded in 1973, the club is owned by the construction and engineering contracting company, The Arab Contractors. Didn't realise they only finished the pyramids in 1973. Lazy cunts.

BREAKING NEWS: @neesy111 predicts a SCORE-DRAW for tomorrow's derb'y game. Unfortunately though, he is NOT particularly excited for this match-up.

I expect as much, but for Ozzie's purpose, you have to wait till the window is done. No matter how predictable the next 2 weeks will be.

Arab Contractors SC This has me in stitches for some reason. Fuck scouting anyone from Real Madrid/ PSG/ PSV, we're off to Arab Contractors SC, that's where the real talent lies.

Give him till Sept 1st.

Nah, Pards won't walk. I really don't think there's anything that Pards wouldn't put up with. Could probably strip him naked on the centre circle and he'd just grin and bear it.

We signed this guy yet?

7am for me. Have to get up at 6:30am at the latest to get coffee and breakfast ready, but totally worth it. Same, but fuck that breakfast nonsense, I'm getting up at 6:59. Tho I could go dunkin...

Some people work for a living

Impressive. Massively unimpressed by "Moderate" SafeSearch like.

OK So shockingly the BBC Sport thing has fucked up. Huth came off for Wilkinson, Sorensen is still in goal.

Why is Huth in goal? They had Nash on the bench.