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Fucking hell. We actually need Sammy to do a job rather than just be there for the craic. Jesus Wept.

FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGG

Of course he isn't actually offside. Fucking heck.

Offside. I blame Shola.

Fucking awful

Where are you? I hope the answer is LA.

What the fuck was that touch? who the fuck was that? Loven? Fuck whoever it was.

aye, otherwise he would've never signed for us...

passing has definitely improved

haha thats what lovens here for. Cut in side, whip it out for a throw in

fantastic deep cross from Marv

haha Marveaux and Cabaye just look resigned over the freekick. Everyone knows it's Ryan's to fuck up.

MINT

Shit. I've never seen the numbers side by side like that. Fucking Man Utd and Liverpool. Jesus.

He's Danish isn't he? I'm 99% sure he's Danish.

The board are cunts. They act like cunts. Other teams report us for being cunts. No shock from me.

Had to switch from wap to get the lols

Danish cunt

I'm too late

Soderberg, S Taylor, Smith, Ferguson, Abeid, Vuckic, Sammy Ameobi

Seriously what the fuck is he playing at?! That side would look decent but he has to fuck it up with the immobile shitehawk... and he's not even in his preferred position, he's in one where he actually has to take people on. FFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Teams from the same country are paired with one another. 1 goes in A-D, 1 goes in E-H. This is so that they split the games between Tue/Wed. So English teams are 2 on Tue, 2 on Wed. E-H already had Chelsea and Arsenal in. A-D only had Man Utd. Because they are the rules. It's probably because it's more interesting this way. Aye, part of the fun of playing in Europe is playing foreign sides, not a repeat of a league fixture. Didn't know that first part though, is it decided beforehand or part of the draw? Decided beforehand, but it's not made particularly obvious who is paired with who. Crap from UEFA: Where two sides from the same association qualified, they were paired to split their matches between Tuesday and Wednesday, so one club will always play at home on one day and the other will play away on the other day. In the case of associations with three representatives, only two teams were paired in terms of their fixtures; in the case of associations with four representatives, two pairings were made based on the TV audience. To ensure sides from the same country play on separate days, the eight groups were distinguished by colour: Groups A-D were red and Groups E-H blue. When a paired club was drawn, for example, into one of the red groups, the other paired club – once it was drawn – was automatically assigned to one of the four blue groups.

It's not a good group, but they should be happy with Bayern over Inter/Barca

Teams from the same country are paired with one another. 1 goes in A-D, 1 goes in E-H. This is so that they split the games between Tue/Wed. So English teams are 2 on Tue, 2 on Wed. E-H already had Chelsea and Arsenal in. A-D only had Man Utd. Because they are the rules. It's probably because it's more interesting this way.