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Please score Chelsea. Please.

Anyway, football and shit. What are the odds on man Utd being top by the end of the day, and never leaving that position?

I googled body warmer. The shopping thing came up with those hand warmer things, that's what I expected them to be. Anyway, I found what you're talking about. I just called them puffa jackets. Sleeveless ones I guess.

Pics are useless on wap

I know it is. I'm still not clicking it.

I'm not going to click on that.

Girl physio

What is a body warmer? Or is this just a slight on David Platt?

Definitely worth getting up at 8 on a Sunday for. Chelsea need to grow a pair. If they had conidence in their own passing game they could walk through Stoke.

Well that was a delightful match. I'm off to a POOL PARTY.

Sorry, but Barton is the one who lost his temper. He no onlty initiated the argument, but continued in a physical altercation once both were stood up. Barton didn't throw the punch. Raised his hands = sending off offence. Nah, tis the face part that matters. Push in chest - yellow. Hmmm - you sure? Aye. I'm not saying Joey shouldn't have been sent off mind u. It's grey for me, cos I'm not sure what the hauling off the ground part does card-wise. I would've thought that the hauling up from the deck would constitute raising ones hands? Nae face tho

Sorry, but Barton is the one who lost his temper. He no onlty initiated the argument, but continued in a physical altercation once both were stood up. Barton didn't throw the punch. Raised his hands = sending off offence. Nah, tis the face part that matters. Push in chest - yellow. Hmmm - you sure? Aye. I'm not saying Joey shouldn't have been sent off mind u. It's grey for me, cos I'm not sure what the hauling off the ground part does card-wise.

Who would've thought we'd have troubles scoring goals ey?

Sorry, but Barton is the one who lost his temper. He no onlty initiated the argument, but continued in a physical altercation once both were stood up. Barton didn't throw the punch. Raised his hands = sending off offence. Nah, tis the face part that matters. Push in chest - yellow.

At least he tries to enter the US legitimately. Well... One out of two aint bad

Frimpong looks tiiiiight

Tiote is looking fucked. So now it's 9 v 10.

"Newcastle sense an opportunity here" So we try and even it up, make it 10 v 10, get Lovenkrands on.

FUCK OFF LOVENKRANDS

You raise your hands at another player's face then you're off. Clear as day. And add the original dive.

We need to sub Barton now.

How the fuck did he get booked

Hahahahahhahahhahahahah

I'm lost here like. Missed what Gerv did.