SEMTEX

Shola wins throw in with three players around him. He's dreamy

Sagna dead

Shola for president.

Has tiote been unleashed?

Yey

Ready.

Full time 1-1. Content.

They need to wheel Gerrard on for the last 30 seconds. Top corner from 70 yards.

Lee Cattermole. You cunt. What the fuck was that.

Tbf I think they planned to. I think the set piece was to one two it down the left wing and whip it in. Richardson fucked it up royally.

Lee Cattermole shot. It was funny. Barely reached the keeper.

Liverpool have the same idea they had when the game kicked off. Lump it up the pitch. Run after it.

Sess seemingly can't shoot

Messi?

Of course it is! It's shite. It's english!

Take your shirt off and run into the crowd? Do the samba? Either would be good.

Loven over haris

Raul Meireles on. Suarez off.

In theory you're right, but he's their 20m new-Gerrard. He'll be given plenty of time. Gyan injured. oldtype replaces him. That's f***ing class. Remember, a goal from me is a goal for all of Asia. You've looked handy when you've been on the ball tbf

No. Kuyt.

Kuyt booked for challenge on Geordie ginger.

Callback has done pretty well in the second half.

Happy that Barton starts. Nose spite face etc.

Please score. Shite.

In theory you're right, but he's their 20m new-Gerrard. He'll be given plenty of time. Gyan injured. oldtype replaces him.