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And were back to SD

You could perhaps say they were very, very shit? With no sign of hyperbole.

Fucking. Ruined. Moment destroyed by itv. I hate you inept FUCKWITS

FUCKING ITV. Although, AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahAhahAhahAHaHahAHhAhAhaha Mike/rest of america

I reckon we change it to 'World Cup 2010 thread - the no Jills club'

shotgun not me

Right. Fuck this banter shit. I'm investing in my confidence with cold hard cash at terrible, terrible odds. I definitely won't regret this.

This is the exact attitude I want England to have tomorrow. I think that would work out really well for us. And they probably will, which'll lead to us going 1 nil down, which will be swiftly followed by you getting shit on.

We're not looking past you at all, but we've seen it all before. You're just another plucky nation with organisation and energy, but fuck all ability. Apart from Donovan, and he's not exactly a world beater. Once again, we'll labour to a 2 or 3-1 win. Probably a clearer result vs Algeria, then we'll play shit again vs Slovenia and maybe draw, but probably scrape a 1-0. It's written in stone. Don't worry, you can have 2nd place.

DIRTY FRENCH SCUMBAGS

+ told you the vuvuzela wouldn't die down when SA weren't playing.

I hope he fucking runs the show. Fucking Keegan.

I have bet on Uruguay to win. £20 Sport 888 bet. @ 3.3

Yet you bet on the US to beat England. That's still months away man. Have we even qualified yet? Got a difficult away tie against Croatia to come..? Aye, but at least Shearer will save us from relegation. I just don't think we should play Duff in the last game. I've got this feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Yet you bet on the US to beat England. That's still months away man. Have we even qualified yet? Got a difficult away tie against Croatia to come..?

Yet you bet on the US to beat England.

Because the US are really, really shit, and we've always been like this. Always. We get past these teams comfortably then lose to Portugal/Brazil.

Is it either a) a lion or b) 3 lions?

I've gotta listen to Chris Pelanty Waddle on Radio 5.

Don't try and justify it man! Just take your shot in the ass and move on!

I can't even see the game, but the fact that some people don't seem to realise that you need 2 people in front of the man for it not to be offside is a massive facepalm.

Waddle 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' oh, there's only one on the line.

South Africans will still go to the game, whether they're in it or not. I have no issue with it tbh. Get over it.

503 Service Unavailable is what I'm getting at TVCatchup.

tvcatchup fucked. Me sad.