SEMTEX

How man, watch your language, no need for that.

im more than happy with a draw here.

ledley goal

He doesn't look well like

jesus! more vomit!

This game has been shit shit shit.

1981-1997 - Chelsea had red trim on their shirts.

NUFC = Shithawks.

I don't believe that you've never seen an episode of it. Or at least 5 minute chunks of multiple episodes.

Because the only people who haven't seen Friends either died in 1993, were born in the last 2 years, or have no eyes. And even the ones without eyes still heard all about Ross and Rachel.

Affirmative it was carrolls ex wasn't it and how would it justify a physical attack ? I thought it was the mother of Carroll's child? I honestly think I'd t*** my friend or co-worker if any of them made a move for the mother of my children. Wouldn't you? I'd probably shake his hand and say thanks tbh, she'd be a dog in fairness And what about if they were "on a break" again rather than being an ex? So it's somone you had been with for years and you had an argument and done what seems quite common with young uns and decided to "have a break" and your colleague tries it on? Is your "ex" lass, who you have been on and off with for years, and who in all reality you will be back with before the end of the month be fair game to your mates and colleagues? "on a break". and you say you've never seen 'friends'. Aye, I think you've caught her out on that one.

Affirmative it was carrolls ex wasn't it and how would it justify a physical attack ? I thought it was the mother of Carroll's child? I honestly think I'd twat my friend or co-worker if any of them made a move for the mother of my children. Wouldn't you? Nah. I would have appreciated being asked beforehand if someone had serious intentions with an ex of mine, but I wouldn't expect it at all. Kid or no kid. (assuming it's a 100% dead relationship, no chance in hell of getting back together)

THE TRUTH Some fans stole tickets for the event from disabled ginger kids Some fans urinated on the new kit Some fans beat up Steven Taylor for texting their lass

I was really considering the sticker book but assumed no-one was that sad. I may have to invest.

It's just bitter "Scottish", Irish and Welsh people who don't like it. Oh and Geordies who have a complex about England as a country and can ONLY identify with people North of the Tyne, everywhere else is full of Millionaire Tory Southern fairies.

Send em all to Iraq tbh

WHERES THE SHIRT

What? First of all, La Liga is not exclusively Spanish. I think Yaya Toure could kick the hell out of 99 percent of footballers. Secondly, I think in the modern game the levels of physicality do not differ as heavily across Europe as they once did. I agree, but come on, if you're gonna give an example, give an example of someone who doesn't play for Barca. Is pretty much what I think. It's kind of hard to prove though. I'd say "Messi in EPL would not be as good as Messi in La Liga, and Rooney in La Liga wouldn't be as good as Rooney in EPL" is a better way of putting it. Of course, without saying EPL, cos everyone will go APESHIT.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8629390.stm whos going to present motd2 then? http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7205/garthcrookspicbbc601590.jpg No such luck. Colin Murray will present Match of the Day 2 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46885000/jpg/_46885188_007390733-1.jpg Colin Murray will replace Adrian Chiles as the host of Match of the Day 2, his agent said on Thursday. The Northern Ireland man already presents a number of sports programmes on BBC Radio 5 live, including Fighting Talk. He has hosted TV football programmes on Five and anchored the BBC's coverage of the BDO World Darts Championship. Adrian Chiles announced earlier this week that he was leaving the BBC for ITV. Mr Murray, from Dundonald in County Down, began his career as a news reporter, on the News Letter in Belfast. He started working for BBC Radio 1 in 1999 and has hosted music programmes on TV and radio. He still has a weekly music show on BBC Radio Ulster. Match of the Day 2 is a highlights programme broadcast on BBC 2 on Sunday evenings.

ha ha wtf?! why not just give them plain white tshirts or somehting to wear undearneath. we better see it today, dont think ive ever looked forward to a new kit this much before. Jeez Louise! I'm wasted here. It was a holocaust joke? You need to be specific about the location of the showers if that's the case, otherwise it's a poor joke. Because this doesn't make it clear enough: They're two seperate posts on seperate pages, and it still doesn't improve the joke.

ha ha wtf?! why not just give them plain white tshirts or somehting to wear undearneath. we better see it today, dont think ive ever looked forward to a new kit this much before. Jeez Louise! I'm wasted here. It was a holocaust joke? You need to be specific about the location of the showers if that's the case, otherwise it's a poor joke.

Hahaha the fact that they even have to specify that shows their expectations of the geordie public. I mean, they're right to expect the piss stained BO ridden shithouses to turn up, but it's still funny.

LIAR

Doubt it, we are linked every year it seems in the press with no end result. More than likely scouting a number of potential targets from both sides tbh I've heard this too tbh. We're after Larsson and we're also scouting Dirk Kuyt, he's been banging them in for Feyenoord. Also, I can exclusively reveal that Brett Emerton will be a Newcastle player by tomorrow morning.