Sifu

They are well and truly done.

Heads will go down now...(with any luck).

That's not a penalty.

Soundman sacked tomorrow then.

Damn it Newcastle, stop raising my expectations/optimism for the new season! Haha. In all seriousness though, what a brilliant signing this will be if we get this done.

Quite the double signing for Arsenal really, all credit to them tbh. Best of luck to Debuchy too, no ill feelings towards him whatsoever and if we're being brutally honest, he's doing the right thing by moving. He's not going to get anywhere here.

Hahaha.

Boom.

Calm and collected.

Terrible.

Let's just get this over with.

ARGH

Hopefully, will be something to laugh at.

That was his moment.

I blame ITV for this shite.

Ozil you idiot.

OOOOOOOOO.

An own goal and a sending off would do very nicely.

That's Fred's international career over.

Wheyyyyyy.

Michael Owen-esque captaining performance.

Ha, Fred really is getting booed! I wonder if Dani Alves will have the balls to tell every single Brazilian fan that they're wrong.

Neuer's a fucking beast.

Chelsea's done some great business there, robbing PSG of £50 million!

Some captain David Luiz has turned out to be.