Sifu

The guy's face when he realises Colo's not messing about, haha.

Time to open my bottle of Brown

Heroes.

During MOTD would be better actually...

I know the feeling, was going to watch Homeland but I can't now because I don't want to miss a thing in this thread.

Mainly team lineups.

Oh. My.

Finding myself constantly refreshing this thread now. Damn this excitement...

Uh oh, I've just started hoping.

Oh do fuck off

I thought we were meant to be the home team?

Mike Jones is as clueless as ever.

Literally nodding off here, what an atrocious game.

Fucking hate that cunt.

Townsend

Just turned the City-Bayern game on. The atmosphere is as s*** as usual I see/hear.

I've been told that I should change my mind about this cunt because we've won 6 games in a row. Not enough facepalm expressions to describe my reaction to such a remark.

Deserved goal/lead. QPR have arguably been worse than Leicester when they played us at St James'.

Hope it's nothing too serious, absolutely gutted for him.

Taylor

Just screamed a bit there in anger. f***'s sake.

Fantastic news

Ian Darke can fuck right off.

Glen Johnson is SO shit.

Should get one of the fans to have a go the next time we get one.