Sifu

Piss poor defending. No-one even tracking Suarez.

Deserved to go out.

That fan

Danny Murphy has an annoying voice.

Dear me...

Should be scoring there.

FOOTBALL.

Oh dear, haha.

What a fucking save!

Tim Krul-esque performance.

Ooof.

Didn't do too badly when he came on, the fact that he made Nigeria look a lot more dangerous when he came on speaks volumes really... Nigeria will do well to score even one goal in this World Cup...though I am hoping for a Shola inspired performance against Bosnia (sorry Dino) and Argentina!

This is what happens when you sign the mackems.

You left the room in the first minute of a game? To be fair I did the same as I had to go for a s*** and make some toast. You left the room in the first minute of a game? I did indeed, I didn't expect much in the first 10 minutes, let alone the first minute! Couldn't have done your business in the previous 70 minutes, nah? Held it in for too long.

You left the room in the first minute of a game? I did indeed, I didn't expect much in the first 10 minutes, let alone the first minute!

f*** sake, I leave the room for literally a minute and I miss a goal.

What's with our games always been shown to showcase a player man!

Shola analysis.

Ah man.

Another!

Argh!

Oohhhhh.

Will be worth it if the big man scores.

It's put a massive smile on my face