Sifu

Now's your time Rooney.

Still time left for an equaliser, not giving up hope just yet.

Running out of steam now...

Oh Wayne...

Wayne man!

His worst game by far. Hope this doesn't affect him too much mind otherwise the next couple of games could be messy (especially with the incapable defender in Glen Johnson at RB...).

...

*Murphy. (Unless I've been whooshed here...)

wut. Some classic wummery methinks.

Best England game in a while.

Close from Mario...

Yay!

Rooney in Hart's line of sight?

Good goal tbf but fuck's sake.

Ah fuck.

Buffon's understudy has been unconvincing thus far...

Argh.

I saw the word "Purloined", haha. Not even sure what it means! Stupid auto correct. We've all been there with autocorrect!

I saw the word "Purloined", haha.

Need to bring Gary in from the dugout.

Phil Neville sounds ready for bed.

For some reason, every time anyone has a strike on goal for us from outside the box, I'm confident of it going in. Must be the camera angle.

What?! You know what I mean

No Mike, England Thread please!

Fuck, thought that was in!