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No chance. He's said he doesn't want to leave, the Chairman has said he's not leaving and the manager has said the same. Not going to happen, unfortunately. Such a good player, would like to get more of a chance to see him. Shame, Hazard seems to be one of those players who would suit Arsenal's play.

That is absolutely tragic. Bid was rejected.

Here's one for Gash, how likely is it for Arsenal to put in a deadline day bid in for Hazard?

That's what did it!

£10 million? Peter Crouch? Does not compute

I hate you both.

P*sstake surely?

He has the right name

Yay. Hopefully this is actually true and we've dodged a bullet here....

Feck sake Nixon

Gash, your signature is very disturbing.

@CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin Ferdinand to QPR frees up fee & wages for #SAFC striker capture. Anton in last year of contract. Ironically, played well this season.

Thank fook.

Is he still here??? Thought we flogged him ages ago.

I'll take that as a positive (in that he's staying and we have a back up for CB).

I will fuking disable some c*** in minute.

Definitely.

Guess Maiga is a no go then........

Ah, don't be saying that...

Hey, don't me. I'll call your facepalm and up the bid with a I was -ing the headline title. Or have I just been whooshed?