tmonkey

Haha another face rub.

Parker doing his usual job of getting praised by the commentators at every touch.

Haha, Italians can't finish.

Figo-like wingplay, but in quicksand.

Miyagi's wax on training coming to Buffon's aid.

FFS.

Trying to emulate Papiss. Great effort.

Simpson. Peter Ramage with a smaller body and a bit of pace.

One Croatian header away from getting knocked out at the Group Stage.

Twat Blanc.

Ribery fouling his own teammate then giving the ball away like a tard was kinda entertaining.

Jordi Alba looks class. Solid defensively but bursts forward with skill and pace and isn't afraid to carry the ball. How a (potential) top fullback should be.

Ribery absolutely has to go off.

Ribery

Ribery so fucking shit.

These fucking announcers.

Ribery and Benzema deserve to be subbed.

Good lad Debuchy.

Malouda, to be fair to him, is completely shot. Bit like Geremi towards the end at Chelsea.

I'm thinking a Bolton-esque goal, straight through the middle dribbling past 4-5 Spaniards.

Busquets studded Cabaye there, the cheating Spaniard.

The fuck is Malouda doing in this team ffs.

France need to find out who keeps telling Ribery that he's a brilliant dribbler.

Lille chairman on the verge of drafting a fax to accept our bid.

TBQF Blanc had a good night's sleep after coming up with this genius idea to stop Spain with two fullbacks.