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He drowned them in garlic

I bet the boring shit ordered a Korma and Chips

Should be asking for some advice

I take it you have also?

Fuck me that's a bit harsh. He may be boring but he doesn't deserve to die on a margherita.

Fuck him and his sock suspenders!

Aye, North East based guy. Never heard of him. Interesting looking through his tweets he talks across all teams and all sports so no real need for him to say this if it wasn't true? Lets just pray it's for us otherwise they'll be allot of annoyed people. Yes, however I'm buoyed at the type of player we are in for It's alright trying for top quality as long as you land them. About time we pushed on for once.

Aye, North East based guy. Never heard of him. Interesting looking through his tweets he talks across all teams and all sports so no real need for him to say this if it wasn't true? Lets just pray it's for us otherwise they'll be allot of annoyed people.

He's got a cock like a wotsit

I'd say Cab-I-Yay

I'd take that with a pinch of salt, but here's hoping

This guy is the key really. Land him and others will want to follow.

What happened to your penis?

Send him the one of the man being raped by a donkey and say it's our chairman.

Sounds a bit jealous there. Cigar at the ready

Really? I always thought it was because of Alain Smieeth

So he's not flying in then?

Don't mess with the Yohan

If we do get all the players we're being linked with it'll feel surreal. However, if we do I don't expect we'll go back in for Zoggy.

Is that him stating it? Gervinho hasn't stated it no, just that prize bell on twitter who sometimes gets it right. That's who I meant Just looked like someone was tweeting him about it

A prize bell end from what Dave says.

Is that him stating it?

Pull these two off and I can see Gameiro think twice about spain.

I will let you carry on with the arrogance that you are showing in that post. Let's hope Ben Arfa can justify it. Just accept it wearside that we will always be bigger than you, and will always have the potential to be a top club if managed correctly. Where as you nonces think you have a fantastic management/owners who have spunked loads to mearly make yourselves mediocre. Now that's real progress