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A rip off of the Anderson song from Man U. ( queue the another ripped song comments ) Williamson son son He is 6ft 7 Williamson son son In our starting 11 Wins it once Wins it twice Makes there strikers look like mice He's our 6 at the bus back And he shitss on Killgalllllon

Long Shot. Worth a try , he deserves a song. Bad Boys Theme: Weve got Routledge What you gunna do What you gunna do When he dribbles past you

I don't think it is that song ^^^ Manure sing: This is how it feels to be city This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your team Wins nothing at all.

Loveeee-enkrands will tear you apart again. Better than the Fabrice Pancrate version.

Dirty Mackem , Dirty Monkey Mackem tune: Very easy , not hard. Danny Simpson Danny Danny Simpson Danny Simpson He hates Sunderland.

After all of the years were the people in the Gallowgate said they could not hear the supporters in Level 7 singing , it seems as if they done a pretty good job of joining in last night , as did the Level 7 lot when the Gallowgate began. BTW TO ALL SCOREBOARDERS !! SING MORE PLEASE , IT DOES SOUND GREAT FROM WERE WE ARE !!

Considering we were only ever on top of the game for 5/10 minutes before half time , I thought that atmosphere last night was by far the best we have had this season. The leazes corner , which now consists of 8 blocks standing , was jumping !!

Were abouts were the ultras?

Lauren and Sylvain Wiltord both withouth clubs.

A song which I heard last night for the first time , which may be seen as racist , tickled me a little bit to the tune of Yellow Sumbarine: Darren Bent sells armani in the bogs Armani in the bogs Armani in the bogs Rather simple but tickled me a little bit.

i doubt they would. it's just like saying if we were 1 point ahead going into the last game of the season against the team in second place would people be more b othered about that or an FA CUP SEMI FINAL ? That is the WORST comparison I have quite possibly ever heard , if anyone had a brain they would go to both surely?

Just to touch on the atmosphere last night . Fair play to those who stood up in the SE Corner and sang there hearts out , so be it , they were very repetitive and squeeky but who cares really. One thing which does concern me about our support , is fully grown men , with there shirts off trying to encourage the younger generation of support to be just as embarrasing as themselves . Three young lasses about 15/16 , looked like they had just been doon Pink Lane got so much abuse from not only the youngsters in the corner but actually alot of fully grown men , a lad just behind me I would like to guess at saying he's 30 years old , with 5 or 6 of his mates all in the same age bracket , chanting to the girls , " Youve got clymidia " , " Get your tits out " , " Do you take it up the arse " etc . . . howay man grow up please.

I just wonder if those who don't care about the FA Cup , turned up to a semi final at wembley or a final if we got there. ( Not going to happen , but I'm sure there views would change ).

To be fair on Andy's side , would he really get a call up for England?

Makes 8 of us then.

Villa , Fulham , Huddersfield , N.Forrest , Coventry , Barnsley and Everton , £5 to win.

Heard someone singing: Danny Simpson is a mag is a mag is a mag Danny Simpson is a mag He hates Fergie.

By the way , the " Were Newcastle and Were gunna win the league chant " , was jumping in the John Smiths Pub at Sheffield on Boxing Day. . . The wey yana chant was made up at Watford a few years back : As the season went on a few verses were made up to go with it , so it didn't sound all soo repetitive they go something like this : Peter Reid's got a fucking monkeys heed a fucking monkeys heed a fucking monkeys heed Peter Reid's got a fucking monkeys heed a fucking monkeys heed a fucking monkeys heed Wey yinaaaa Wey yinaaaa Mick McCarthys got a fucking bendy nose a fucking bendy nose a fucking bendy nose Mick McCarthys got a fucking bendy nose a fucking bendy nose a fuckign bendy nose Wey yinaaa wey yinaaaa Graeme Souness used to have a nice Moustache have a nice moustache have a nice moustache Graeme Souness used to have a nice moustache have a nice moustache have a nice moustache And then he weeeeeent and shaved it off I'll tell u whyyyy I'll tell u whyyyy I'll tell u whyyyy I'll tell u whyyyy FACIAL HAIR IS WORTH ITS' WEIGHT IN GOLD ( CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP ) Nothing wrong with the new verse IMO. . . . Unless the major critics can come up with something else to liven up our very boring and repetitive song book?

Danny Simpson - Benched ? why? Kizishvanilli left back for enrique ? why ? A back four of simpson , taylor , collo , enrique kept clean sheets , change it and we concede 2 . . why change it ? Hughton has the best team out of a bad league.

By the way not to dampen the spirits , the mackems took 12,000 to barnsley , Roy Keanes first games in charge.

Fabriiiiiice Pancrate will tear you apart .. again . . . Fabriiiiice Pancrate will tear you apart . again

It's discoland the tune.

Few new ones I heard @ Swansea game.: Build a bonfire Build a bonfire But Mike Ashley On The Top Put His Croonies in the middle And buuurn the fucking lot. Sports Direct Is fucking shit We are the geordies Mike Ashleys a tit. U-N-I----T-E-D Theres only one United And it's NUFC. Ohh Mike Assshhhleeeeey Hope he dies of HIVVV Hope he dies of HIVVV

Just a little bit of help needed troops. I've organised a SD at my local club for Friday night in aid of the club's football team , we have John Anderson as our guest speaker and a comedian Seth Shildon , along with Pie and Peas etc . . One thing I often do on these SD is a Guest Speakers' Newcastle United Select 11 ( if they have played for NUFC that is ). . If you were to select the following: ( baring in mind John Anderson was from 1982-1992) 3 Goalkeepers 8 Defenders 8 Midfielders 5 Strikers 3 Managers Who would those players be for you? Should be interesting to see some of the answers.

He must surely mean : No no no no no kevin nolan?