Kitman

What I'd like to know is...whats the person next to him thinking? What would you say to someone who sits down next to you holding a carrier bag that stinks of s****? "Colostomy not going well then?"

They do change their mind quite quickly at the Sun. Yesterday it was £2m, but I recall reading £500k somewhere aswell... No chance they'd get that, mutual termination of the contract has been stated by both sides, they'd be lucky to get anything, and they'd only get that if they can prove Sam had already taken another job, which if its us is certainly not the case. If they can manage to pay for Souness, nothing would surprise me.

It's ginger. It's either Sidwell or Kitson

I demand a picture of our fat physio so we can all laugh at him

http://theliberati.net/quaequamblog/wp-content/comical_ali.jpg

And we'll be signing Doo-Doo. African international apparently. Is Emre Turdish? I heard he's a bit of a Kurd

And we'll be signing Doo-Doo. African international apparently.

We've offered £35m for him. The Rooney money. It makes perfect sense....we're crying out for a creative midfielder!! Fkn hell, Kaka!

We've offered £35m for him. The Rooney money. I thought that was spent on Owen? Hope its true though he looks a decent player!! OMG Kaka!!!!!!!!! I'd piss myself, just piss myself if we signed Kaka!!!! Bring it on Freddy!!!!

Aye. With "I ees coming to Newcastle baybeez" written under it or something. It almost got to the point where no matter how ridiculous a response I gave to further questioning, people just didn't want to stop believing that he was coming. Try it again with Kaka, should be a laugh. Ronaldo was a perfectly believable signing for us though: superstar, fat, crocked, greedy, best days behind him etc - just like Kluivert.

I expect he shat in the bag in advance, he was that confident we'd concede a goal. The only dilemma was whether to carry in 2 bags or 1. Definitely has to have been done in advance. There's no way you could squeeze out a turd on demand as the goal went in. It's bad enough conceding without having that added pressure. With this much talent for forward planning, this fella could run our football club. And he could use his throwing skills to good effect at press conferences: Alan Oliver "So, did you think Martins had a good game today?" Shit Bandit "I know where you're going with this. Have some shit you talentless twat!" *SPLAT *

It's almost as if they took no notice of your original post. No, wait a minute, that can't be right :icon_biggrin:

I expect he shat in the bag in advance, he was that confident we'd concede a goal. The only dilemma was whether to carry in 2 bags or 1.

Disgusting, really shocking if true. I assume the original poster can tell the difference between shit and the pie filling at Reading. If this is going on after we concede, does that mean the shit bandit's done it at virtually every away ground this season? And did he run out of shit to throw at Goodison?

I don't think Freddy will rush into anything personally. If he is considering Allardyce, I hope he's talking to him right now, with a view to taking over in the summer. It won't do us any good imo if it looks like a knee jerk sacking.

I'm hoping for "I've had the management group liquidated, they weren't showing me any respect" from Freddy

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e4/ErnstStavroBlofeld.jpg "You know the price of failure Mr Roeder"

I love that picture, how unconvincing can you get? For the source of the footprint look no further than the gimp with the glasses!

There was the same daft chat when MickMac got them promoted, and then they went and got 15 points. We'll see.....

Anybody fancy a bite?

At this point it needs to be made clear that Parky Industries decline to comment in matters concering Mr Allardyce. We will release a statement pertaining to the media speculation regarding our corporate footprint and its perceived stance on Mr Allardyce in due course. Mr Gates, spokesperson for Parky Industries posing with their corporate footprint a short while ago :icon_biggrin: http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/MalayBFcast.jpg

I'd call that a win/win situation :icon_biggrin:

I do hope you're charging him compound interest on the winning/premiership bet, as technically the money's already yours

Berbs?! He'll probably leave cos of his rubbish nickname

Stephen Carr For: Speaks English Against: He used to be the best right back in English football 8 years ago before his injuries and old age set in. Now too slow, too heavy and even worse played out of position at left back Verdict: Shut the door behind you Celestine Babayaro For: Showed commitment and courage when suffering a family bereavement Against: Seems to be asleep a lot of the time Verdict: Never looked the part, a poor signing Source: Players Guide 2006/07 by Mad Mick, from The Mag