STM

Ironically I'm watching Ronaldo here and he's gone. His brain is doing things that his body can't anymore. It's slightly sad. That said, he's put more effort and contribution in than Harry Kane.

I do love me an ageing CB who continues to defy his age. The Italians produce loads of them.

I must say, Pepe is absolutely unreal. At his age, he still looks sprightly and churning out good performances.

Honestly, I need a rest from this place. So many bad takes its frightening. I'm always honest, I've never paid to much attention to Kilman, but I'm smart enough to know that when there is noise around a player being good, it's often accurate. Put an I on the end of his name and say we are signing him for Napoli, the same people are making different comments. It's absolutely embarrassing.

He's also best mates with Antonio.

That is sooooooo West Ham.

Some absolute whoppers in here mind.... and yes it's because I disagree with your opinion. Our record in the transfer market is fantastic, especially the players we've signed from these shores. I don't want us to sign foreign players just to appease a few FM wannabees who think they have the foreign market sussed. Eddie has forgotten more about football than most (including me) will ever even understand in their lifetime. That doesn't mean to say you aren't entitled to an opinion, it just means that you are likely wrong.

Always rated DCL as a player. His injuries have cost him a few years. It's up to Howe to once again prove the naysayers wrong and reshape him. I haven't clicked the Torygraph article, so could someone explain the financial side?

Pleased this non-saga is done quickly.

The Big Cheese around them parts apparently.

I suspect we are quite flexible in our targets.

Come home son. Come home.

This has always been a boring time in transfer windows. Loads of players/managers are on holiday, international football etc. Things always hot up around the second week in July.

We sent officials to meet his representatives.

Just unreal. Absolutely unreal.

Shite keeping.

Get in. Great game

Apparently there are flares in stadium... this is no time for a fashion statement.

Canny volley

was a bit of handbags.

Looking to deep. Football fans + thugs + alcohol and drugs = cuntish behaviour. They will always find a "reason".

Must win, might have been an exaggeration.

We must beat Southampton at home.