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Nah He has, bloke is such a fucking handful I'm not seeing it He's doing the minimum I'd expect a reasonably strong striker to do. In terms of skill, vision and creativity he's been quite meh. His move to get the chance he fluffed was good. Other than that, he's battled fruitlessly. IMO. Spot on.

Nah He's world class man.

Rattled.

Well done fatty.

I actually reckon we're in good shape bar 2/3 incomings. Maybe I'm overly optimistic about our current squad though... I also think we'll get the business done. I must be mad. Is that enough for Rafa?

That's literally the only explanation. What are you on about? It’s because you’re wrong in this instance. That’s all. Fuck sake, that was a joke. Now fuck off. Stop being so precious. You first princess.

The sheer outrage because I questioned Mitro's weight.

Missed that reference?

It's perfectly acceptable to suggest that someone who has too much muscle is overweight. Carrying too much timber definitely suggests fat though. Either way, I don't particularly care if anyone agrees. He's going, so hopefully he scores. Fingers crossed fatso You must know me.

Except I'm in the only one saying it.

That's literally the only explanation. What are you on about? It’s because you’re wrong in this instance. That’s all. Fuck sake, that was a joke. Now fuck off.

It's astonishing how much work we have to do in this transfer window. When was the last time we had genuinely good transfer window?

That's literally the only explanation.

It's perfectly acceptable to suggest that someone who has too much muscle is overweight. Carrying too much timber definitely suggests fat though. Either way, I don't particularly care if anyone agrees. He's going, so hopefully he scores.

Ok, ok. Christ. This the Mitro fan club or summit? I hope he performs well too so we can get plenty of money when Rafa sells him.

Over weight doesn't have to mean fat, to be fair. He looks stocky to me.

Does like. I could do this all day, won't get me anywhere though.

You included the word “looks” so I used the same method. We disagree, that's cool.

Yeah except Ibra always looked the correct weight.

Wasn't Mitrovic clever shit.

You been weighing him like?

For a professional footballer he looks to be carrying timber? What's wrong with that?

Looks well over weight.

Watch him go bang in the coin.

Good post HTT. African nations used to have an enigma about them, not now. Seems to me that it's your Japan's etc that provide a mystery factor to the world cup these days.