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Looks like Garry Rodrigues is one of our main targets this summer, his name keeps cropping up.

Has he had concussion all season?

Literally no one is saying that.

As if Lascelles agent would be advising him to join Everton anyway.

Wasnt Rafa complimentary of Charnley's work, less than a week ago? It sounds very plausible but I suspect it's a bit of naughty column filling by the Gazette.

Is the right answer. The most important player at the club. Aye. I could somewhat understand a 50m bid from Man Utd. But 30? From Everton? Fuck right off.

Release clause sounds sooooo us.

Had on, I'm running a bath.

Are you sure it wasnt the hall of mirrors playing tricks or you werent still dizzy from a ride?

Not like West Ham to overstate their ambition.

On tv?

Classic Chronicle clickbait. He does say those words, just not in that order. I hate to say this but Ryder does seem to have an inside track on our deals and has been making hints about another deal in the pipeline. There is a fair chance of us getting him IMO.

Abramovich has pulled the plug on Chelseas new stadium because he's not being allowed into the country.

Yeah Lampard is sound, hope he does well. Can see him being a manager at a top club. Certainly has more about him to succeed than Gerrard IMO.

Love HTTs posts me, "Yadda yadda yadda, Keegan, yadda yadda yadda, when I was in London last weekend, yadda yadda. Don't change.

Such a no brainer. Love him.

Fair play, getting this done ASAP was a priority. Give him the number 1 shirt and a 5 year deal. Great signing. Now we can focus elsewhere.

Spot on. Now here is the question; who insists on the instalments the buying club or us? I know which one I think.

Especially given his injury. A more likely scenario is that he hasn't settled and wants to go back to Spain. Or Spanish media bullshit. Perez is often linked away too but we know he's happy.

That director that called us arrogant, is he samson the cat? Or have I got it confused with another one of their mascot/directors?

There are very few things in life in which I give less of a shit about than what is tattooed on Raheem Sterling's leg. I find it bizarre that a national newspaper would put it on their front page. What worries me is the depth of their target audience.

If we sell him after the world cup, Rafa won't see a penny of it.