Taylor Swift

Holy shit, some of that.

Fucking Cabaye again, this asshole.

He'll go to Man Utd and chill with Blind and Di Maria in central midfield.

I feel the guys who should criticise Pardew hate Ashley more so they empathise with Pardew instead of seeing that Pardew is an Ashley crony. I'm sure behind the scenes Pardew will be saying all sorts of shit to get these guys on his side. 'Mike did this, Mike did that'.

What a hit, Bonucci

Mourinho is such a cunt.

Too easy.

Handball

Someone's getting sent off soon.

Fucking finally.

Great dummy by Wilshire.

Wenger loves this, doesn't he? Mourinho, Jol and Pardew.

Someone needs to knock Mourinho out.

This referee is wank.

Leffe, how are Spurs doing?

He should have been off immediately.

Atkinson refs in the CL? Jesus.

Lukaku has been lazy today.

It's like we're playing another sport.

What a cross

Shit penalty.

They barely beat Iran, Nigeria, Switzerland and Belgium with both so what says they'd have beaten Germany. What says they WOULD have won against Germany? A bit like saying Brazil would have won the whole thing with Neymar, which they wouldn't. Best team won the World Cup. Because the Germans didn't beat the Argies by much, they gave them plenty of chances and someone like Di Maria would have made a big difference. Let's not talk about Brazil, bro.

Why did he have to miss the fucking WC final?! They would have won with him and Messi.

But his Everton team are starting to look like his Wigan team. I want to see how he continues to reshape Moyes' team first before anointing him a great manager.

The silver lining is it ain't one of us who's going to lose £40m when we get relegated. Fuck Ashley.