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Jesus that was a good goal from us

The Ameobis are a curse upon the club.

Great pass, great finish. Fuck Pardew.

Perfect. I need some Eriksen gols for my fantasy team.

Phil Neville saying we're waiting to be beaten. I hope this becomes a meme because it perfectly describes Pardew's tactics.

Sissoko the only one who looks any good

We will have to attack more in the second half and they'll rip us apart.

Wouldn't mind R Taylor coming on. We look like we have too much pace, might score a random goal from a mistake from theirs. Need more immobility on the pitch.

Book the cunt

Look at me I go to the gym. I want to make it back in time before the late match.

Get another one quickly so I can go to the gym

Too easy.

Why was Enrique so conservative yesterday? What are the press saying today?

He's not going to get to touch the ball.

Some of those fans.

Captained Lamela. COYS.

Outsiders won't see it this way because Rangers will be promoted soon and challenging for the SPL title again. That's all they'll see from the outside.

Suarez starting?

To think of it is one thing, to actually do it is another.

It's fucking delicious. Genius.

Two of the goals aguero scored, we have no one that can do anything remotely similar to that, and the other two were soft pens. 2-0, with us being lucky and Krul having a good day.

I saw them play against City and they looked very threatening going forward and created lots of good chances. They will rip us apart. Chadli, Lamela and Eriksen will roam and we won't have a way to defend against it.

Exactly. This dimwit does not know what's about to hit him. Spurs will murder us and in time he won't be able to weasel out of it.

Fucking Costa. I haven't taken him out but I don't to captain the cunt.

Margins? What the fuck is he talking about? Increase our margins? Can be stop pretending that he knows fancy words in English and try to make sense for once?