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We could use Sammy on loan as part of the deal. However, if given the choice he would choose Everton - not that we will get involved.

We would only go back if it was a good deal financially (compared to others). Ashley has shown he has no morals by signing Remy.

Might be a lesson to Cabaye that the grass is not always greener (apart from increasing the bank account of course)

To think of the time wasted on Gomis. We probably weren't serious all along.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 2m Jean Michel Aulas has now announced that Bafetimbi Gomis has failed to find a club and will be reinstated into the squad

Great gameplan this - no way they would accept that and rightly not.

As it is a bank holiday, does anyone think he is "working" today?

Lambeezy destroys JFK in a credibility and even popularity contest. We have really sunk to new depths this summer.

Probably made by Slazenger.

Will no doubt be delighted to trouser as much of the TV money as possible. Maybe he will reward Agents Pardew and JFK with another ride on his yacht.

Should be banned from interviews due to the amount of trouble he causes. Really doing nothing apart from inflaming an already bad situation.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/25/yohan-cabaye-alan-pardew-newcastle-united

An injury to the already out of sorts Cisse and we will be in more than a bit of trouble. I can see JFK's point though - we create so much and score so many goals it is not necessary to spend Ashley's hard-earned. Our injury record is also great...

“@neilashton_: Liverpool want Victor Moses on season-long loan from Chelsea. More on Mail Online: http://dailym.ai/16JinfH ”#nufc to miss again Mmm - I wonder where he will go if given the choice....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2401902/Joe-Kinnear-flew-France-watch-Marseilles-winger-Andre-Ayew.html Why did he go to Marseille if they are all happy with the squad? On the piss again?

JFK just keeps the good times going.

NUFC Stats ‏@NUFC_Stats 51s Telegraph: Yohan Cabaye will be disciplined and fined by manager Alan Pardew after the midfielder refused to play against West Ham

JFK's quotes are very worrying. Hopefully it is a devious plan to operate behind the scenes and catch our rivals off guard to get our 3 signings over the hallowed line. Or maybe not.

Looks like an unexciting final week of the transfer window. How can anyone be happy with a squad that struggled to stay up and how we are playing is quite frankly disturbing. At least JFK had a go on a yacht though...

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/25/arsenal-arsene-wenger-fulham-premier-leag "Likely" to sign for £17m according to the Guardian.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/stewart-downing-claims-newcastle-blocked-2220837 Not unhappy about this one tbf.

"Topless resort" - now we know why they went there!

So now the squad is big enough and strong enough? Not what Pardew has been saying.

Lee Ryder on Talksport earlier saying we want 20m. Doubt Arsenal will pay that.

There is usually rubbish and lies in the Mirror - check Newsnow in the next few minutes for information on the players we won't sign.