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I actually think I would prefer Peytar Reid.

We are a joke of a club and it is all down to one man.

It is absolutely mental we have recruited JFK and now seemingly Mick fucking Harford only. The season starts in less than a month and a team that struggled to stay up is the only one in the league without a first team signing. If Ashley is not going to invest I think it is going to be difficult to stay up.

Who is next? Bobby Gould? Maybe Gabbiadini or Rowell to really have a pop. Mick Harford has been a failure at management and I am not sure what he has done as a coach - certainly nothing to write home about. Ashley was feted as the best boss in Britain this week - I'd say he is one of the worst.

Mick the mackem Harford. I know he played for us but he is a mackem through and through. Ashley seems to be twisting the knife.

Surely when you are "down to your last £2 billion" (which sounds ludicrous) money is not important. As someone said if he is not going to invest then sell FFS!

Mick Harford? Good God.

Would be very happy with Remy plus another or two others if Cisse goes. Worried about the disruption though - can't be very good having solely new players in an important position who have not played with the rest of the team before.

Not sure what to make of this.

He was great when he first arrived and although not so good last season his goals kept us up. Seems he wants away and using Wonga as an excuse.

Oh joy. Our only decent forward.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2366254/ Better than nee-one I guess.

Starting to wonder if our grand signing is JFK.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-darren-bent-deal-5097701 Mystery French forward - Aliadiere or maybe a move for Guivarc'h out of retirement?

After Rolando from Portugal in the Daily Star although I guess JFK probably thinks its Ronaldo from Portugal.

They have got some major work to do in the next week or so to undo the negativity they have created. They might surpass themselves though and get even worse. Maybe Monkey's Heed will join the coaching staff. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Absolute idiots.

https://twitter.com/cunninghampaul/status/355806676756086784/photo/1

Newcastle made a new bid of around €5m for Jeroen Zoet. According to de Telegraaf it would be hard to reject this offer. #psv #nufc

I guess the reason we are the only Premiership team not to make a proven signing is that our wonderful DofF is on his jollies. Bit of a vicious circle - don't want the senile old git back but we might not get anyone "over the line" until he does. Scary stuff.

Scott Sinclair and Alex McCarthy in the Mirror tomorrow - totally contradicting what they wrote yesterday!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-looking-sign-new-4922193

Sounds good if it comes off - not really convinced by Elliot and Krul has picked up a few injuries recently.

I recall Zoet being mentioned in the past: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jeroen-zoet-psv-2041364

Good. Good. Amen to that!